Cider all the way. Don't s'pose you've Scrumpy Jack over there?
Whatever your equivalent is of cheap, strong cider so.
Of course, I know you said beer, but seriously, you'd be better off with a bottle of whiskey.
Of course, I know you said beer, but seriously, you'd be better off with a bottle of whiskey.

I also enjoy the Black Lager and Scotch Ale.