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Beer through a straw
- Thread starter Stinsok
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Nope. In the Marines drinking was mandatory. I eventually realized that I just didn't like alcohol - I didn't like the high and I really didn't like the hangovers. So I just quit cold turkey in 1982. I had a beer on July 5, 1987 just to see if I still didn't like it. I didn't.
Dude, yer sticking a tampon up your butt. How is farting a problem for you?
Also, erebus, you're cracking me up
Also, erebus, you're cracking me up
If i remember correctly, Drinking through a straw makes you drink more carbon dioxide, which would otherwise go to the air, and that makes the body absorb faster the alcohol.
I had a friend tell me that there are actually people who do anal bongs. Apparently bonging beer up your bum gets you instantly drunk because your intestines automatically absorb it. Um, yeah. 
I had a friend tell me that there are actually people who do anal bongs. Apparently bonging beer up your bum gets you instantly drunk because your intestines automatically absorb it. Um, yeah.
This is far more socially acceptable than drinking beer through a straw.
You don't drink beer through a straw.
You can gulp, let's say 24oz. of beer from a mug and get more beer in your system faster, with less swallowing than fooling around with sucking 24oz. through a straw. Either way cannot make you more drunk than the other.
The percentage of alcohol in beer does not increase weather it's consumed through a straw, snorted up your nose or bonged into your bunghole.
As someone mentioned before, women sometimes use a straw so they don't mess up their lipstick. These high maintenance women usually travel in packs, are dressed better than the others, wear a lot of facial makeup, sip cheap light beer, have no intentions of getting drunk and putting their dolled up lips on a low life bass player anyway.
The percentage of alcohol in beer does not increase weather it's consumed through a straw, snorted up your nose or bonged into your bunghole.
As someone mentioned before, women sometimes use a straw so they don't mess up their lipstick. These high maintenance women usually travel in packs, are dressed better than the others, wear a lot of facial makeup, sip cheap light beer, have no intentions of getting drunk and putting their dolled up lips on a low life bass player anyway.
Tried this with vodka one time, and yes, it was as bad of an idea as it sounds.
In rehab the old timers spoke of vodka ememas. I guess that would get you there, wherever "there" is.
if you put a straw in the neck of a beer bottle and then bend it back round, you can chug at mega top speed.
not that i'd endorse such behaviour
not that i'd endorse such behaviour
By the way I have never understood that culture of trying to get drunk faster, what is the point? If you ask me the fun part is when you are not drunk but "happy" , drinking enough to get there and not get drunk is the art of social drinking, drinking just to get drunk is a problem me thinks...
if you put a straw in the neck of a beer bottle and then bend it back round, you can chug at mega top speed.
not that i'd endorse such behaviour
This is fine so long as the straw is only allowing air back into your beer and you're not actually drinking beer through a straw.
You don't drink beer through a straw. It's like a rule or something.
I whole heartedly agree with this.
i have buddys who jock you for not drinking more or fast enough ( I am 46 years old for cripes sake, not a college frat boy), most lay off when i tell em to F--k off I drink how I want to drink, but there is one (a Drummer of all things
) who would never let up. Finally at a house party he was being relentless to the point of me wanting to cockpunch him, i finally at the top of my lungs said , "Oh drinking is a competitive sport for you, well I concede, you win. You win a nasty ass hangover tomorrow, you win the chance to be an ass and alienating a majority of these fine people here, and the grand prize, when you pass out , I get the honor of taking a sharpie to any exposed skin on you" at that point he apologized and has never bothered me again about not wanting to participate in his alcoholic olympics. I like my beer, but I pace myself so I DON'T overdo it
This guy is alright.
Some of you cats are weird. Drinkin' your beer through a straw with ice cubes in it just ain't right.
