Best bass for whacking someone in the head?

[Sandor138]

chapman stick

 

[nato101010]

A Hofner, for the splinter effect.

 

[thunderberg]

How about a plywood jazz bass copy with a maple neck or an epiphone thunderbird gothic?

 

[SJLee]

I think Krist Novoselic might have a good idea.....

Yeah the RD Artist is a true skull crusher.

 

[probasser]

what is this bass?!?!
aluminum RD?

 

[slipitin]

late 70's Precision, they won't be getting up after that.

 

[Jean Baudin]

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[slipitin]

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yes, hideous is definitely the word.

 

[JimB52]

Not claw, Craw!

 

[basslinejam]

Anyone mention the "Mothman" bass?

Do a search because I will NOT repost the pictures of it. Those of you who have seen them will understand... I just can't be held responsible for any further psychic damage to talkbass members.

 

[slipitin]

Anyone mention the "Mothman" bass?

Do a search because I will NOT repost the pictures of it. Those of you who have seen them will understand... I just can't be held responsible for any further psychic damage to talkbass members.

Great Odin's Raven! That's nasty...I'd be interested to see the player that goes with that bass...

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

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Ahhhhh, it's not all that bad.
I'll bet it can be used as a bottle opener.

 

[thejrace]

not a t-40?

 

[Mulebagger]

I'd say what ever bass was just around my neck is a good candidate.

 

[slipitin]

You know what though, I wouldn't risk damaging a good bass, just invest in some steel toe caps. But if you're gonna start something, don't mess around, finish it...so the choices are endless really.

 

[slipitin]

Oh wait, better idea, use a TRIDENT!

 

[LikeButtah]

 

[JackBoughton]

I speak from personal experience when I say that a tokai love rock will not break when used to crack someone in the leg...although I've only done it once, an it is a bolt on...so i wouldn't count on it being the best weapon out there. lol.

 

[bassteban]

I'm sure this has been suggested, but today I would go Wish; even if you didn't kill or at least temporarily disable your victim, think of the mark it would leave.

 

[Jim Dep]

My two choices are (speaking from experience):


1) Fleishman IV - you can get tremendous bat speed

2) Travis Bean - aluminum neck that may dent but won't break