Thanks everyone for all the great suggestions.
I've come down to these pedals:
MXR Micro Chorus
EHX Neo Clone
Mooer Ensemble King
T-Rex Sweeper 2
Which one ^ would you recommend??
I haven't heard them yet but I'll look on YouTube.
Pedals left out:
MXR Zakk Wylde Chorus
Tech 21 Boost (large, too many knobs, and too much money)
TC Electronic Corona (tried it, too subtle for me... Unless there's a nice TonePrint you can suggest? It's also a little pricey for me)
Interesting, considering the T-rex is close to the same size as the Tech 21 and cost more money...

I'd guess the Mooer pedal would be the way to go since it's 1) cheap 2)it only has one knob & 3)it's cheap
If you want chorus W/O the modulation, you've got the Tech 21 BBC and the Iron Ether Polytope. Outside of those two, you can find some great chorus pedals, many of which have been mentioned, but they will have the wavy modulation that you said you didn't want. I didn't want the warble, so I went with the Tech 21 BBC.
Good luck in your quest...
