Best Lines you've heard onstage?

[jugglingfreak]

In 1989 at a KISS concert. Someone threw a pair of jeans on stage. Paul Stanley picked them up, prentended (or possibly actually did) smell them and said "Dear God! I can still smell whoever was in those jeans last! Whew"

And in the mid to late 80's at a Cinderella concert (or a band like it..) one of the guys, in the middle of the show, asked if anyone had a lighter. A barrage of about 400 cigarette lighters hit the stage. And pretty much the entire band ducked for cover. They honestly seemed surprised.

I still think it was planned and put it down to just good acting because, really, how could they not have expected that to happen..

 

[basted]

Do you do requests? Yes we do. Ok, stop playing now!

 

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We played an all ages gig and a kid yelled out Play something the younger generation likes!

 

[NZBassman]

Some young guy in their 20's in the audience came up and asked if we played any Pink Floyd once (which we didn't), so I introduced the next song by saying "Here's one that wasn't written by Pink Floyd"

 

[whero]

Some young guy in their 20's in the audience came up and asked if we played any Pink Floyd once (which we didn't), so I introduced the next song by saying "Here's one that wasn't written by Pink Floyd"

We had a guy come up to us during a break in a gig in Auckland back in the late 70s and ask the same thing. We had one Floyd song in our set - Money - and had done it just two songs before the break. Our BL said "Did you just get here?"

 

[wmhill]

I had a first at gig this weekend- a girl comes up and asks if she can put her chicken on stage with us, because her chicken's never been on a stage before..... she handed her chicken to the singer, and the keyboardist started playing the chicken dance. True story. and pics because of the "pics or it didn't happen " rule.

 

[Chains]

Friday night someone yelled out for us to "play something romantic". We immediately broke into What I Like About You. Great call by our guitarist!

 

[NZBassman]

about 8 years ago someone came up to us at a break and asked if we could play 'YMCA' - our drummer replied "Do we look like the Village People to you"?
I was in an all male 4 piece covers band in the 1990's and a lady asked if we played any ABBA.... "er no sorry" was the reply from our singer

 

[Rugmaster]

"Hey, a**hole with the laser!!"

 

[Stumbo]

Can I sing a song with your band?
No.

 

[rendevouz]

Can I sing a song with your band?

Sure, just don't come up to the stage

 

[Wyo Bass Junkie]

A huge thanks tonight, to all of our adoring fan.

 

[Bizorballs]

We’d like to play a medley of our hit.

 

[Bob Rhett]

Thanks for the applau

 

[mrjim123]

Thanks for the clap.