Best name for a metal band

[fnp5150]

So I'm working the ER today and I see a patient complaint pop up on my board that just made me laugh out loud. I've never heard it described exactly like this by a patient before, but "Extreme Gastric Disturbance" would be a great punk/ metal band name lol

 

[hrodbert696]

If you're going to name a metal band, you can't do better than Party Cannon.

 

[bholder]

"Samurai Proctologist"

"Dirt Worship"

"Coprophagic Rictus"

"The Late Heavy Bombardment"

 

[5StringBlues]

Henry and The Slimedogs

 

[kesslari]

I always wanted to name a metal band "RingWorm". Invokes both the fantasy fiction genre and a nasty disease. Double win!

 

[5StringBlues]

I always wanted to name a metal band "RingWorm". Invokes both the fantasy fiction genre and a nasty disease. Double win!

And tonight onstage we have RINGWORM!

 

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And tonight onstage we have RINGWORM!

Reminds me of a WOW character I played for a while, a Goblin thief, who had one of them there hyphenated combo first names that were so popular for a while... like you know, Bobby-Sue, Mary-Ellen, and so on. But hers was...

"Donna-Rhea" hee hee hee hee

 

[GreyBeard]

No Christmas Presents

 

[micguy]

If you're going to name a metal band, you can't do better than Party Cannon.

Apparently you don't really need to come up with a great name - just mess the font up enough, and noone will be able to read whatever your name is. "Lame Ass Band" would look "metal" with the right font.

 

[Rumble Thunder]

Degenerative Mitosis

 

[Jazzdogg]

"Deaf Real Soon"

 

[wysiwyg248]

"Osmium". The heaviest metal in the periodic table of elements.

 

[Carl Hillman]

Continuing the medical theme, "Fatal Insomnia".

(It's a real thing, and it sounds just horrible.)

 

[sevdog]

I always wanted to name a metal band "RingWorm". Invokes both the fantasy fiction genre and a nasty disease. Double win!

A little late to the party for that one. Search it or any streaming service.

 

[deesonic]

ROLL TIDE! That would be a great metal band name.

 

[blacktocomm]

I always wanted to name a metal band "RingWorm". Invokes both the fantasy fiction genre and a nasty disease. Double win!

There is a Ringworm from Cleveland. They've been around since the early 90's.

 

[Discount Bassy]

Ferrous Irony.

 

[IanStephenson]

I always said if I was doing an extreme metal band I would call to "Offal".

Offal by name...

 

[bobba66]

Floaters and Sinkers and sometimes big Stinkers!

 

[flannel cat]

Rusty and the Oxidizers..