"big bottom" causes death threat

[roger winkler]

You and your wife are really lucky that the lady didn't come over to the car and CRAM HER BEHIND into the open window just so she could give both of you the BIG PICTURE. and "break wind" to top it off. OH MERCY ME, when I read the original post, I was rolling on the floor.

 

[funkalicious101]

haha, that is too perfect.

 

[Baryonyx]

How could she be mad, after hearing Bx3? Some people, eh?

 

[cricketfever32]

hahaha if i was in your position, that would be a go ahead to crank the system...

 

[Munjibunga]

She gives us the death glare and SCREAMS I swear it wasn't a planned music moment, and we didn't realize why she said it until we'd reached the end of the plaza, at which point we started laughing pretty hard.

You didn't hear the whole thing: "I oughta f'n kill you, put you on the rotisserie, baste you up, and eat you!"

 

[arai]

i do trade work and one day the lady who owns the house we where working in comes in with her 2 daughters( all heavy set girls) to see how where getting on . we had that smiths song "some girls mothers are bigger..." me and the guy i was working with looked at each other like .should we turn it off?, will it draw attention if we do?

 

[Asa Samuel]

BIG BOTTOM CAUSES DEATH THREAT.

i cant wait till that appears as a headline in the papers.

 

[Vincent P]

I have to learn not to sip on morning coffee when I'm reading some of these posts, all over the keyboard.

LMFAO

 

[acook]

Hahahaha Man thats bad luck right there

 

[thumpbass1]

Dear lord I laughed so hard I almost had the cola I was
drinking come up through my nose. Great story.

 

[Asa Samuel]

How could she be mad, after hearing Bx3? Some people, eh?

well you see i think she wasnt offended by the song, i think she was actually tone-deaf to bass and was actually annoyed at the fact that she couldnt hear all three basses.

 

[JeffTheBig]

wrong place, wrong time, wrong song, i geuss

 

[doctorjazz]

This wins so, so hard.

 

[bopeuph]

When I pictured this in my mind, I cracked up so hard. You should patent this. Besides, most good jokes are mostly truth!