BingoTwinkie Severed Asparagus

[PillO]

The Severed Asparagus is the most commercial pedal ever produced by Bingo Twinkie. The really useful one is the Slovenly Overcoat, but only a couple dozen were made.

 

[And I]

Everyone knows that twinkies are meant to be deep-fried.

I thought this was a boutique pedal, sorry...

 

[ashtray]

BingoTwinkie pedals are mostly just reverse engineered copies of other pedals, primarily popular with the Country Western players.

 

[PillO]

I heard that the Bingo Twinkie Severed Asparagus is just a Behringer UM300 circuit rehoused into a metal can and marked up 1000%.

 

[Peteyboy]

The Severed Asparagus is the most commercial pedal ever produced by Bingo Twinkie. The really useful one is the Slovenly Overcoat, but only a couple dozen were made.

Hipster.

 

[Spectrum]

It sounds good, but makes your P bass smell funny.

 

[tpaul]

The first batch was hand painted by a blind artist who used vintage auto paints from the same batch Leo Fender used. Those have the best bottom end. The ones they are selling now are made in China out of recycled Yugos and they sound like ass.

 

[NativeBobcat]

Is it true bypass?

 

[Flatwound]

Man, I thought this was serious at first. I mean, if you can have a swollen pickle, why not a severed asparagus?

Waiting for the Bobbitt Severed Pickle.

 

[ashtray]

Man, I thought this was serious at first. I mean, if you can have a swollen pickle, why not a severed asparagus?

Waiting for the Bobbitt Severed Pickle.

There’s one out there - but you gotta search for it.

 

[bassbrad]

I'm waiting for Joyo to make a cheap version and then ask if it sounds better.

 

[red_rhino]

Is it true bypass?

Probably not. I tried, but I was unable to bypass this thread.

 

[King Weapon]

Love the low end on this thing but hate that it’s not true bypass! Also, it killed my neighbor’s dog. Twice.

 

[Rib 13]

I liked the original ones with green sponge-cake casing

 

[Dincrest]

Actually, I'm more partial to the MinotaurDeath Whispering Butterfly pedal the person talked about in that other thread.

 

[Koshchei]

Sooo... anyone else tried one yet? Woody bottom, crisp mid, tender high end.

It really colours the tone of effects downstream of it. It should always be last in the effects loop for that reason.

The BingoTwinkie Sanguine Beets is a better choice for metal.

 

[Spectrum]

Waiting for the Bobbitt Severed Pickle.

There’s one out there - but you gotta search for it.

It comes in a paper bag, and the delivery woman drives past your house and throws it in the weeds for you to search. Once you attach it to your pedalboard, you get interviewed by Howard Stern.

Maybe I'm taking this joke too far...

 

[JES]

I swear I need to take some of these names I’ve created and make some actual pedals with them

My work here is finished.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

The sidechain MPF is a game changer.

 

[TheMaynorD]

Also remember that bingo twinkie FX will donate all profits from pedal sales next weekend to Free the Vegetables anti veggie cruelty league