BingoTwinkie Severed Asparagus

v1 is the best

 

Yeah, but they just ripped off the Dirty Pillow Cheesecake pedal.

 

Salt and pepper or butter and garlic? Are the twinkies sauteed or roasted?

 

It's very similar to the Ripcord Dunklestein Crotchflogger except with a nice switchable tilt-EQ. Still not as good as the GABA Batwing Pudwomper (good luck finding one) with the D.I. out and winning Powerball ticket...IMO, YMMV, etc.

 

I don't know when it will happen, but life will imitate art on this one.... : )

Kind of like the Albuquerque Isotopes minor league baseball team and The Simpsons.

 

I figured the Severed Asparagus was more of a delay pedal. You play a note and then much later it comes back with a distinctive odor.

 

they're all good! but i'm waiting for the sale prices.

in the meantime --- how about some video demos?

 

They couldn't have made it with top jacks? Oh well, maybe v2.

 

v2 has bottom jacks. Wait for v3

 

I swear I need to take some of these names I’ve created and make some actual pedals with them



Im pretty sure I could use the name “Thurstenwald Flatulence Prevaricator” on a circuit like the Meatbox ....

 

Everyone knows that twinkies are meant to be deep-fried.

 

Oh, the BTSA? I'm waiting for the nano.

 

I like it, but there's a knob that makes my pee smell funny.

 

Nice! Pro-level cross-thread referencing FTW!

 

Does it have the roasted garlic and caramelized onion mod?

For a little extra, you can have vegan chorizo added!

 

I just read somewhere that Derek Smalls is using one now.