BingoTwinkie Severed Asparagus

[PillO]

I bought one. But the nerve of the manufacturer; it was delivered WITHOUT A BOX!

 

[kesslari]

It pairs well with a Roasted neck.

 

[Killing Floor]

I love the BTSA. So buttery smooth. Steamy hot but also just a little salty.

 

[swarfrat]

I suppose it reflects the trend that as a non pedal user, it took about a page before I finally realized this was a spoof thread and not about actual pedals on the market

 

[BEADG63]

 

[warrplayer]

Sorry, but aside from being 13 volt, how is this any different from their Gym Sock?

 

[bobalu]

BingoTwinkie pedals are mostly just reverse engineered copies of other pedals, primarily popular with the Country Western players.

Yes, if I recall, Dolly Madison played one. And I think Buck A'Beer played one as well.

 

[J-Bassomatic]

I swear I need to take some of these names I’ve created and make some actual pedals with them

YES YOU DO

 

[PlatoFunFactory]

I had one for a while, but eventually got rid of it because I picked up a Gap Thumper in the classifieds that had been modded by Jake Kzendzkzsky to add the Swords to Plowshares mode. That was the cornerstone of my sound from 2015-2018. I eventually moved it off my board because my tastes changed, but I still think you won’t find a better pedal for playing Hobocore without getting into some serious boutique territory.

 

[warrplayer]

I had one for a while, but eventually got rid of it because I picked up a Gap Thumper in the classifieds that had been modded by Jake Kzendzkzsky to add the Swords to Plowshares mode. That was the cornerstone of my sound from 2015-2018. I eventually moved it off my board because my tastes changed, but I still think you won’t find a better pedal for playing Hobocore without getting into some serious boutique territory.

are we talking Vagrant Corpuscle territory?

 

[PlatoFunFactory]

are we talking Vagrant Corpuscle territory?

Very close, but a little more lenticular in the lower-mid-mids.

 

[Krizz]

Tried one, but it didn't have the snap and crunch tone I expected, just kinda soggy and limp sounding. I returned it (Bingo Twinkies customer service was helpful), found out later they had received a batch of over cooked parts, so that might have been the problem.

 

[CZGunslinger]

V3 is coming with mid pass filter.

 

[rocmonster]

The first batch was hand painted by a blind artist who used vintage auto paints from the same batch Leo Fender used. Those have the best bottom end. The ones they are selling now are made in China out of recycled Yugos and they sound like ass.

ASS is a pretty good pedal. Some people say it stinks, but I found one on eBay and cleaned it up and it rocks. I heard that there is a new version for those who like a little edge, it’s called ASSBITE.

 

[Gibson Victory]

We really need the “Flux Capacitor” Pedal. Would solve everything.

 

[warrplayer]

ASS is a pretty good pedal. Some people say it stinks, but I found one on eBay and cleaned it up and it rocks. I heard that there is a new version for those who like a little edge, it’s called ASSBITE.

agreed. It’s the shlt.

 

[warrplayer]

V3 is coming with mid pass filter.

They said they may have to pass on the mid pass this pass but could revist it once their lead tech is out of jail and has collected $200.

 

[swarfrat]

I remember being disappointed once that a band had already taken the name "Three Random Words". There truly are no names left.

 

[Adamixoye]

We really need the “Flux Capacitor” Pedal. Would solve everything.

Do I have news for you
The flux capacitor delay pedal! - 4114 Custom Guitar Effects

 

[JES]

I remember being disappointed once that a band had already taken the name "Three Random Words". There truly are no names left.

I believe that this thread and the one accompanying it may be evidence to the contrary.