BingoTwinkie Severed Asparagus

[PillO]

Sorry, but aside from being 13 volt, how is this any different from their Gym Sock?

You can run the Severed Asparagus at 7.5v just like the Gym Sock but they don't sound the same.

 

[bearhart74]

You guys missed out on the special edition B.I.N.G.O. whnO of this pedal that the elves made totally out of cheese. They only made 17 million of them and i got the first one complete with the bag of stale Fritos!

 

[DDXdesign]

You'd better get your original Asparagus while you can - word is that the current corporation that owns Hostess is not too happy with BingoTwinkie's brand name. I'm guessing we'll see eBay prices go haywire once that hits the fan.

 

[Bassgeer]

I really hope there is a boutique builder reading this thread that is going to make a Severed Asparagus

 

[yulbass]

All this talk about the Severed Asparagus, but nobody mentions the famous Smoked Rhubarb! Small enclosure but HUGE sound, fits perfectly on my new nanoGarden pedal board

 

[Yellow Bang66]

Sooo... anyone else tried one yet? Woody bottom, crisp mid, tender high end.

Still waiting for the Steel Panther's P**y melter for Bass, even though Mine does already! "oh the Humanity!!

 

[Michedelic]

It comes in a paper bag, and the delivery woman drives past your house and throws it in the weeds for you to search. Once you attach it to your pedalboard, you get interviewed by Howard Stern.

Maybe I'm taking this joke too far...

Too far is, in reality, not even close..

 

[yulbass]

Too far is, in reality, not even close..
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Will go perfectly with a Big Muff!

 

[BrentSimons]

Well I wanted you all to know that a few pages ago I actually tried to look the pedal up on Reverb just to see what it might look like...

I love you guys!

Stay healthy y'all,
Brent

 

[DDXdesign]

You can run the Severed Asparagus at 7.5v just like the Gym Sock but they don't sound the same.

I hear some guys like to give their Gym Sock a little extra juice, though.




sorry, sorry... just too perfectly set up. lol

 

[Killing Floor]

Yeah, good point by @DDXdesign I think. I've tried to get firmware update to convert the Gym Sock to the Sock Juice for the extra funky tone. Anybody been able to milk this cow?

 

[PillO]

Yeah, good point by @DDXdesign I think. I've tried to get firmware update to convert the Gym Sock to the Sock Juice for the extra funky tone. Anybody been able to milk this cow?

The 'Milk This Cow' is completely different. It is more of a modulation pedal.

 

[Killing Floor]

They have a demo at my local GC. Also looking at the Milk This Bull modulator to "blow out" the extra tones that clog up right-angle cables. Gonna need a spill proof pedal board.

 

[Spectrum]

Some of the recent posts make me wish I hadn't sold my Carpetsweep Airsick Bag pedal.

 

[Killing Floor]

Just putting it out there.
ZVEX Effects does custom one-off pedal artwork. Soooooo c'mon, let's go! Who will be the first to post NPD?

 

[PillO]

Some of the recent posts make me wish I hadn't sold my Carpetsweep Airsick Bag pedal.

Should never have sold it. The original hand-painted ones go for a mint on Reverb!

 

[millahh]

Just putting it out there.
ZVEX Effects does custom one-off pedal artwork. Soooooo c'mon, let's go! Who will be the first to post NPD?

I kinda figured Fuzzrocious would be good for this

 

[Killing Floor]

Yeah, you can get your Fulltones made over.