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Brucey will you be mine ?

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MAJOR METAL

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Before the assembly of the www.talkbass.com community I wish to publicly declare that I wish to take Bruce Lindfield known to me as Brucey to be my life partner, to love serve and cherish as long as we shall both contribute to this fine forum as supporting members. Bruce and I have enriched each other for nearly six years to the point where we have ensoled the being of the other dwelling in the glory of human existence as one soul animating the humanity of two bodies.


As most have observed over the years Brucey has gracefully jabbed at me in the delightfulness of his humility in his underhanded teasing in the hopes of alluring me to his true feelings, honey mission accomplished!

Brucey recently publicly disclosed the inspiration for many of the threads I have started within the www.talkbass.com community and the disclosure of this most sensitive source has helped in the prompting of this long awaited public proposal. Tell me Invalid Link Removed how else could I have landed myself such a fine stud of a specimen in Brucey without the Aide of “Cosmopolitan”? And who are you to judge me for doing so.

Brucey I am ready to take you as my life Partner observing your complete and utterly unchallenged right to be a “Pain in the Ass”. I know you are well worth the wait till you discern within the core of our joined soul that this is our ultimate destiny together.

With all my Love Brucey ,

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PS Invalid Link Removed we will be registering with Sadowsky and Lakland.
 
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Everyone in the Talkbass kingdom was puzzled by this thread.
Even the beautiful fairy that lives deep in the Wimbly~Wambly Forest and her wise butterfly friend couldn't figure out what the Sam Hill was going on. :confused:
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Maybe they'll go to Lady Galadriel's for a better uderstanding of this, and maybe she'll have some scotch lying around! :D

Mike :D
 
Sweet. I was praying for the day we could begin posting threads calling out people. With such a wide field of players to choose from, I'm just not sure where to start. That, and it's kinda cruel.... like dropping the Manhattan Project on a group of 3rd graders.

Mike
 
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