They walk among us. You wait and see, these criminals are a walking epidemic. We don't even know it, because we're just walking past, but they guy you just have thirty five cents to as you were about to check the parking meter downtown? Nope, be wasn't even really playing guitar. That's right, he's not a homeless person, or a person otherwise in need... nope he's a lizard person in disguise gunning for a free big gulp
Seriously, for one thing how big of a deal is this really? For entirely another, how likely is it to be that this is just people trying to make this scam seem bigger than it actually is to distract you from even bigger scams that people actually shouldn't get away with?