Calf born with "face" resembling Gene Simmons

[ThePresident777]

That cow is going to get the hair sued off of it.

 

[neptoon]

How come the calf has a guitar strap on and Gene doesn't?

That cow is going to get the hair sued off of it.

gene is going to make the cow into a strap after the calf has it's own calves...and then use the bloodline of the cow to make straps until the end of eternity...

 

[Richland123]

gene is going to make the cow into a strap after the calf has it's own calves...and then use the bloodline of the cow to make straps until the end of eternity...

It already happened.

 

[moonshinegtrs]

What's the best cut of steak for metal?

Tongue?



Moonshine

 

[jmlee]

 

[Spirit of Ox]

Which one is a better bassist? I can't tell.

 

[DavC]

my Aussie worked on his ' Gene ' imitation ( without makeup ) when he was younger ...

 

[Slevage]

Better shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

 

[Richland123]

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Richland123]

Wow! You can grow, your own cows.

 

[Kragnorak]

What did they name it? Gene Simmoos? Chaim Weisswurst? Face Greedy? Kow In Service of Satan? Inquiring minds want to know!

On a slightly more serious note, in some decades somebody in that town would be tried for witchcraft

 

[dave64o]

Like Gene, that calf will be milking 'it', for all that it's got...

Alright, let's not get carried away with these udderly ridiculous puns!

 

[Genomatic2]

"You Wanted the Beef, You Got the Beef!"

 

[Spidey2112]

Alright, let's not get carried away with these udderly ridiculous puns!

Well, then... I guess I will be 'mooooooving' along...

............

 

[dave64o]

Well, then... I guess I will be 'mooooooving' along...

............

Thank you for steering the conversation back on topic.

 

[Steadfast]

Simmons definitely watered down the cow's Gene pool.

 

[madbass6]

I got nuthin.

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lol. just when you thought you've heard it all!

 

[devnulljp]

In other news, the cow's arse looks just like Gene's un-made-up face, and is less offensive when it speaks.

 

[petrus61]

In other news, the cow's arse looks just like Gene's un-made-up face, and is less offensive when it speaks.

You win the Internet today, my friend.

 

[EdwardofHuncote]

What's the best cut of steak for metal?

There it is. ^