Whoa there Nelly, assumptions and generalizations galore ...
I would trust actual measurements and double blind tests, not subjective listening tests.
My own ears deceive me, they tire quickly, they change over short periods of time daily when listening to effects setting, mixing tracks etc. Your own senses can not be trusted, sometimes a sound appears to have changed five minutes later even though no knobs or sliders have been moved. And, "hearing what you want to hear" is a very real effect, as shown by myself and others while being in the honeymoon stage after buying new toys.
The very fact these aging processes are so debated is proof in itself - if the effect of artificially aging or improving the tonal qualities of wood had been clear and very noticeable then there would be agreement and no room for debate, right?
No, I don't think it's silly, actually as a machine it's kind of cool. I'm sure it does something, just not very much.
If you actually read what I wrote instead of inventing your own theories about what I seem to think then you'd see I do not say the process does nothing, only that the effect is likely insignificant. Of course I don't think placebo always explains everything.
Well, as I don't do that then we may finally have a statement of yours that we can agree on.