Camping meltdown in 3! 2! 1!

[Tituscrow]

Nicotine. Valium. Vicodin. Marijuana. Ecstasy. Alcohol.

 

[4StringAxe]

Nicotine. Valium. Vicodin. Marijuana. Ecstasy. Alcohol.

Tea Time ?

 

[Tituscrow]

C - C - C - C - C - COCAAAAIIINE.

 

[placedesjardins]

Ok kiddies here's the name of the game.
Leaving for a camping trip in about an hour.
How long before Nukes blows his top? You all get to take two hour slots.
The scenario- me, wife, the clones (twins a week from their 4th birthday) and mom-in-law.
It's rained in Massachusetts every day for almost 2 months. I barely got the tent raised on a DRY run in the backyard. That's only cause my wife is mechanically smarter than me and she helped.
Hours from 22:00 to 06:00 are blacked out due to sleep.
Go!

You posted on 1034 hrs. and it's 1513 hrs. now, I hope you didn't have a meltdown already.
I guess I'll take the 0600 to 0800 slot tomorrow morning. T minus 14 hours 47 minutes.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

I brought the pup tent. Well see what happens.
Masshole broad at the next campsite started up with me the second I got here. "You don wanna set that tent up theyah- ouah fiah will set it tah flamin!".
I told her if she kept it up I'd sick my wife on her. Then she heard my wife.
Neighbor is real quiet now.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I brought the pup tent. Well see what happens.
Masshole broad at the next campsite started up with me the second I got here. "You don wanna set that tent up theyah- ouah fiah will set it tah flamin!".
I told her if she kept it up I'd sick my wife on her. Then she heard my wife.
Neighbor is real quiet now.

I like your accent.

 

[Tituscrow]

I brought the pup tent. Well see what happens.
Masshole broad at the next campsite started up with me the second I got here. "You don wanna set that tent up theyah- ouah fiah will set it tah flamin!".
I told her if she kept it up I'd sick my wife on her. Then she heard my wife.
Neighbor is real quiet now.

Translation please.

 

[fraublugher]

Translation please.

The locals just discovered fire.

 

[placedesjardins]

Translation please.

You do not want to set that tent up there. Our campfire will set it on fire (set it a flamin').

 

[Tituscrow]

What is a 'masshole'?

 

[Darth Handsome]

What is a 'masshole'?

Ohhhh here we go.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

What is a 'masshole'?

An @$$ hole who is a native of Massachusetts.

 

[Tituscrow]

An @$$ hole who is a native of Massachusetts.

I suspected as much. What a very onomatopoeic portmanteau.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

I brought the pup tent. Well see what happens.
Masshole broad at the next campsite started up with me the second I got here. "You don wanna set that tent up theyah- ouah fiah will set it tah flamin!".
I told her if she kept it up I'd sick my wife on her. Then she heard my wife.
Neighbor is real quiet now.

Translation of that females monologue:
"You don't want to set that tent up there. Our fire will set it to flaming."

 

[Tituscrow]

Translation of that females monologue:
"You don't want to set that tent up there. Our fire will set it to flaming."

You stuck in some sort of timelapse wormhole out there?

 

[fraublugher]

Maybe the flame out is happening right now.

I bet 10:00pm

 

[Darth Handsome]

Maybe the flame out is happening right now.

I bet 10:00pm

I bet he's sinking a body as we speak.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

The neighbor girl is a bograt. She married for money, they are next to us In a great big Winnebago.
Bet she was on the stripper pole when she got his attention, ran his credit, rufi'd him and drove him to the Elvis chapel.
Poor sot likely never saw it coming.

 

[fdeck]

My view of camping: Having my kids running amok in a campground is infinitely less stressful than having them running amok in a hotel. Also, camping affords excellent "I told you so" moments, and life lessons of the form: "If you **** up, you will be wet and miserable for the rest of the trip."

 

[fraublugher]

Excellent , the first victim!