Camping meltdown in 3! 2! 1!

[nukes_da_bass]

Camping is going swimmimgly. We found a local supermarket and bolstered up on supplies. I took a walk on the beach with my daughter.
Gave me time to contemplate evil upon the Winnebago chick.

 

[Tituscrow]

I call BS. I bet he's leading a rousing rendition of Kumbaya as we speak.

 

[4StringAxe]

Camping is going swimmimgly. We found a local supermarket and bolstered up on supplies. I took a walk on the beach with my daughter.
Gave me time to contemplate evil upon the Winnebago chick.

Let the air out of their tires and clog the tailpipe with feces.

 

[Tituscrow]

He is so hot for her.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Let the air out of their tires and clog the tailpipe with feces.

I HAVE contemplated that bro.
The dude is an alright guy. I guarantee if that chick messes with me within earshot of my wife she'll wake up funny.
My wife is no one to mess with- grew up in the Philippines during Marcos Marshall law.

 

[4StringAxe]

I HAVE contemplated that bro.
The dude is an alright guy. I guarantee if that chick messes with me within earshot of my wife she'll wake up funny.
My wife is no one to mess with- grew up in the Philippines during Marcos Marshall law.

Go easy on them then. Hide a dead fish in their Winnebago.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Go easy on them then. Hide a dead fish in their Winnebago.

I'm gonna leave the fish out all day in the sun tomorrow first.

 

[4StringAxe]

I'm gonna leave the fish out all day in the sun tomorrow first.

Nice touch, I knew you had some class.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Day 2.
Bought two cups of coffee at the camp store.
The stripper pole biotch is gone. Yay!
I better put some sunscreen on my nose.
Wife is bolstering the tent pegs, as she should.
Fog came in off the ocean- I will now be expected to spend hundreds on tourist traps-
As it should be.

 

[shadowtippy]

Dammit, I got here too late to get a good time slot in the betting pool. There is no way I could get my wife to go camping. She thinks "roughing it" means no central air conditioning.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Dammit, I got here too late to get a good time slot in the betting pool. There is no way I could get my wife to go camping. She thinks "roughing it" means no central air conditioning.

We're not roughing it- two queensize low profile air mattress, and we're shopping for a space heater.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Ok NOW we're roughing it.
Cold front came in and brought us down to windy and foggy and 50 farenheit- now its raining - and the showers had no hot water.
I'm thinking about aborting the trip tomorrow.
Movie night anyone?

 

[Tituscrow]

How can this be proper camping? You still have a phone signal.

 

[Darth Handsome]

How can this be proper camping? You still have a phone signal.

He's posting Youtube links too. Camping sure ain't what it used to be.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Im hiding in the fffing minivan.
It's warm in here.

 

[bassinplace]

 

[Darth Handsome]

See, this is how I remember camping. Ohhhh yeah.

 

[Tituscrow]

He's posting Youtube links too. Camping sure ain't what it used to be.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

"Are you being served?"
At least I think that's what it's from.

 

[Darth Handsome]

"Are you being served?"
At least I think that's what it's from.

He's six hours ahead of me, likely five ahead of you. He's posting from the future.