Inessa responded on the other board I referenced:
“Somebody reached out to me earlier today. I can’t tell who it is. Sounds sort of like Morrissey to me. It won’t Shazam either. I am stumped!”
Followed by another comment:
“Hi! I’m the one who posted the comment you quoted. Inessa actually replied on this thread above– she also told me that bands played were often local or or global.
A friend of mine asked Mistina from The Prids if a band like the one who made this song even existed in Portland back then, to which she said it was impossible– she’d have known the band. Unless they were incredibly obscure, even to the local acts, and had a fake accent, I think we can say with some degree of confidence that the band in question is not from Portland. This explains why none of the local acts seem to recognize the song and why the singer sounds… not American.”