Right you are!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_Personhood_Debate
Oh, I drive a 1989 Saab 900 hatchback, and a 1989 VW Fox Wagon. Both can haul the bass, a 4X10 cab, a big Peavy Mark III bass head or Ampeg b15 combo and the saab can fit a few drums in addition. That's without loading up the front seat!
The Fox is a diesel, gets 40mpg+, and will soon run on free, used veggie oil. The Saab gets around 30mpg.
I'm planning on outfitting the Fox to be a bass-hauling-machine. I want to put up a cargo fence, maybe some tie-down hooks, and once the veggie oil conversion is complete I'm thinking I might delete the rear wagon windows with sheet metal to make it a "sedan delivery", inspired by the old 50's sedan delivery cars. Then I'll tint the hatch window so's nobody can see if I have to leave any gear in the car while parked.
Ooooooh, then a two-tone paint job, some nice rims, lowered suspension, 2" mandrel-bent exhaust, a big, farty muffler, shaved trim...