Charlie Sheen

[Kwesi]

Lindsey, meet Charlie. Charlie, Lindsay.

If they had a kid it would be a cross between the Hulk, a typical hipster, and a nymphomaniac coke junkie.

 

[T40Chump]

My favorite quote so far, "I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body".

lowsound

Sounds like some musicians I know.

 

[BurningSkies]

who's Charlie Sheen?

Don't you know? He's the dude who gets Ferris' sister at the police station:

 

[IconBasser]

oh. Good for him.

 

[MatticusMania]

So, how long before he totally self destructs?
He hasnt already?

When will we see his obituary?
2 years, tops

When will CBS cancel his show?
I had heard they were doing this already, and Sheen's reaction was to ask for more money.

He seems to be joining the ranks of the crazy, out-of-touch stars like Mel Gibson.

Yes, he does.

 

[warwick.hoy]

Why is this drivel even worthy of our attention,...turn the TV off folks.

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Unless you're watching a hockey game.

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

If they had a kid it would be a cross between the Hulk, a typical hipster, and a nymphomaniac coke junkie.

They could also share stories about what they were too ****ed up to remember.

Interesting that he wants more money now. It certainly goes against the conventional wisdom of how to get a raise, including these points:

• Do not make yourself irrelevant.
• Do not be a drag.

 

[basstotheface]

Quote from him "i want a drug, called charlie sheen, its not available though, because your brain would explode and your children will weep over your body" something like that, read it in the paper.

 

[MatticusMania]

His downward spiral has been mounting for years. I read earlier his PR agent quit on him. I think because he was running out of excuses for Sheen's behavior. I'll credit him, though, he did pull some rabbits out of the hat. Though, he could have kept himself on the payroll without having to quit, or comment further, had he stated at the crux (when Sheen was rushed to the ER after a 36 hour booze, coke, and hooker binge) that "Obviously, this is the work of Sheen's brother, Emilio Estevez, trying to both ruin Charlie's career while promoting his own. Its not widely known that Estevez has one hell of a Charlie impersonation, now you know."

 

[TuneIn]

Charlie Sheen has tiger's blood man!

 

[TuneIn]

Actually he was saying that he IS on a drug and it's called "Charlie Sheen"- I think he got some bunk/ or laced stuff....haha

Quote from him "i want a drug, called charlie sheen, its not available though, because your brain would explode and your children will weep over your body" something like that, read it in the paper.

 

[stewart8980]

Looks like I gotta get me some o dat Charlie Sheen

 

[hover]

If they had a kid it would be a cross between the Hulk, a typical hipster, and a nymphomaniac coke junkie.

is this supposed to be a bad thing? don't diss my sweet trashy lil' LiLo.

 

[hover]

Charlie Sheen has tiger's blood man!

topped with sex-panther, by Odeon.

 

[stratovani]

So who's the bigger wack job/delusional - Charlie Sheen or Moammar Khadaffi?

 

[TuneIn]

illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good....

topped with sex-panther, by Odeon.

 

[arbitrary]

Why is this drivel even worthy of our attention,...turn the TV off folks.

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Unless you're watching a hockey game.

IT'S A SAILBOAT!!!!

 

[BurningSkies]

IT'S A SAILBOAT!!!!

No, it's a lion!

 

[Waterpilot]

No, it's a lion!

Looks like a SCUBA Diving whale to me.

The less I have to see and hear him, the better. I am thoroughly tired of that crazy person

+1

 

[warwick.hoy]

IT'S A SAILBOAT!!!!

No it's not it's a Schooner!!!