chick vs chick with bass

[Waffles and Scotch]

Would someone explain the excitement of S&M.

I don't get it. "Hit me, hurt me, treat me like crap! Oh, oh, I'm gonna....[finish]"

I just don't get it!

I like mustard in my mac and cheese. I don't get it either, but I like it.

 

[autodidact]

*gasp* am I being hit on?

Which, p.s., never happens

-takes a seat- anybody want some popcorn?

 

[Russell L]

I only noticed the whips and chains and clubs on the wall... haha

Oh my, ya mean those aren't guitar straps?

 

[the yeti]

It'll have to wait, they're all tied up at the moment...

ouch.

 

[MrMeacham]

Is it safe to assume that bass gets slapped regularly?

slap them strings...pull them strings...slap them strings...pull them strings

 

[McG]

Is it safe to assume that bass gets slapped regularly?

slap them strings...pull them strings...slap them strings...pull them strings

um... probably not. I think she's sub. Right dee?

BTW, thanks for this thread. Some of the funniest posts I've read in a long time. Especially entertaining for those of us with, ahem, alternative tastes. (And there sure are a lot of musicians who have them.)

 

[mooreon131]

Am I the only one who's tickled pink by the fact that we have a lesbian BDSM romance budding before our very eyes here on talkbass? Its so sweet, yet totally arousing.

 

[kobass]

+1! Also sir, yours is quite the sig-worthy post!

Am I the only one who's tickled pink by the fact that we have a lesbian BDSM romance budding before our very eyes here on talkbass? Its so sweet, yet totally arousing.

 

[Samthebassist]

Am I the only one who's tickled pink by the fact that we have a lesbian BDSM romance budding before our very eyes here on talkbass? Its so sweet, yet totally arousing.

Me?

 

[McG]

Me?

I think we're all hoping.

 

[bassist4dalord]

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This is legitimately a very good picture.

 

[Thor]

Am I the only one who's tickled pink by the fact that we have a lesbian BDSM romance budding before our very eyes here on talkbass? Its so sweet, yet totally arousing.

I don't know about 'pink' but it sure is different from the summer TB OT 'Dear TB' teen sausage fests that come up yearly. None of those guys ever said, 'Do it again, but harder this time...'

 

[Samthebassist]

I think we're all hoping.

>_> oh really?

 

[McG]

>_> oh really?

Just kidding Sam... unless you're into it... no forget I said that.

Are we being way too male getting all squirmy over a kinky lesbian relationship? Yeah, I thought so.

Way too many assumptions here but heck, it's a humor thread. Hey, dee started it !

Laughing my ass off at some of the creative posts. Gotta love bassists of ANY lifestyle orientation.

At least the Mod is cool. Thanks for letting it stay up Thor

 

[MrMeacham]

I think she's sub.

Now that's disturbing. A submissive bass player.

Hang some sound person gear on the wall if being worked over makes ya happy

It's the right mix..no it's not..yes it is..oohhh baby!

 

[deste]

You missed an obvious one:

Big Brown Beaver - Primus

Sorry, I'm too old...

What about Etienne by Guesch Patty?
And I think Serge Gainsbourg (that delicious Dirty Old Man) wrote something about it.
Many tangos have such a high degree of suffering they touch the m side of s/m...
I'll search something in italian rock (translations will be included).

Any other idea? Or, let's start a new thread in the Miscellaneous section.

Bye, and thanks to Deej.

 

[autodidact]

Am I the only one who's tickled pink by the fact that we have a lesbian BDSM romance budding before our very eyes here on talkbass? Its so sweet, yet totally arousing.

Don't even try to act like you're kidding.

 

[deste]

thinking about it a bit, I have to add:
Warm leatherette - Grace Jones
I wanna be your dog - Iggy Pop
The masochism tango - Tom Lehrer (not serious at all)
Fais-moi mal, Johnny - Boris Vian (quite ironic)
more, I hope, will come.

 

[vegas532]

for tossing salads?

I. LOVE. YOU.

In a purely appreciative of hilarious reference sort of way.

 

[The Deej]

*gasp* am I being hit on?Which, p.s., never happens

Just gettin' my flirt on. But if you prefer I cease and desist I will respectfully do so.

Am I the only one who's tickled pink by the fact that we have a lesbian BDSM romance budding before our very eyes here on talkbass?

Hey now y'all are getting a head of yourself here.

um... probably not. I think she's sub. Right dee?

That is true. And hey, aren't ya missing a j there

Now that's disturbing. A submissive bass player.

Just because I am a sub in play doesn't mean I'm a sub everywhere else. Its one of the many facets of me.

Bye, and thanks to Deej.

You're very welcome. I please to aim!