One of the things I don't get is people who try to inhale their cigars...doesn't make sense! Did nobody tell them that it's not good to do that? That it triggers a violent coughing spasm?
"HHHHHHHAAAAAACK, HAAAAAAAAACK..."
"Excuse me sir, is this your lung?" Clerk hands lung to patron.
"Why, yes it is...where did you find it?"
"It flew past me, hit the wall and then slid down next to the cash register!"
"Thank you ever so much, squier!"
"You're most welcome, glad I could help!"

"HHHHHHHAAAAAACK, HAAAAAAAAACK..."
"Excuse me sir, is this your lung?" Clerk hands lung to patron.
"Why, yes it is...where did you find it?"
"It flew past me, hit the wall and then slid down next to the cash register!"
"Thank you ever so much, squier!"
"You're most welcome, glad I could help!"