classic quotes

[nonsqtr]

What's your favorite "classic quote"?

I'll start. This is John Candy, in Spaceballs:

The princess asks him, "what are you"?

John replies, "I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend".

 

[The Antipop]

"you've captured their stunt doubles"

or something like that

 

[Benjamin Strange]

"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." -Me

 

[Gard]

"No good deed goes unpunished." - my dad

 

[Hollow Man]

"What ain't no country I've ever heard of! Do they speak English in What?"

-Pulp Fiction

 

[silent method]

"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." -Me

umm you didnt make that up

 

[silent method]

"No good deed goes unpunished." - my dad

and your dad didnt make this up either

 

[Bass_Machine]

"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."- Groucho Marx

 

[bassicinstinct]

"Working to change the face of bass."

My local fishmonger.

 

[Finger Blister]

"Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects."
-Casablanca (1942)

"The horror. The horror."
-Apocalypse Now (1979)

""Oh, the Humanity!"
-Herb Morrison, WLS Radio, Chicago (1939)

"I am the Walrus"
-Lennon (1967)

 

[superbassman2000]

ducks eat for free at subway!

if it weren't for my horse, i would have never spent that year in college.

 

[DigMe]

"Wha-- why is there tape on your nose?"
"Exactly!"
-Bottle Rocket

"Do you own rubber gloves?"
"I rent them. I lease with an option to buy."
- Fletch

"Ever seen a spleen that large?"
"No, not since breakfast."
- Fletch

brad cook

 

[Benjamin Strange]

umm you didnt make that up

But I still said it.

 

[Brendan]

But I still said it.

Benjamin 1
Semantics 0

 

[NJL]

"I'm surrounded by a$$holes!" - President Skroob

"I bet she gives great helmet" - Dark Helmet

 

[silent method]

Benjamin 1
Semantics 0

LOL golden

 

[John Deppel]

"I'm surrounded by a$$holes!" - President Skroob

Actually, that was said by Dark Helmet as well.

"We're at now now. Everything happening now, is happening now."
"Go back!"
"When?"
"To now!"
"We can't!"
"Why?"
"We missed it."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then, be now again?"
"SOON!"

 

[P. Aaron]

From "Threat": "He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel".

Alfred E. Neuman: "If communism is such a good idea, why didn't they put up a picture window instead of an Iron Curtain?"

Cetrtain TalkBass member sig: "I wear Abercrombie so b!tche$ know I dominate".

 

[NJL]

Actually, that was said by Dark Helmet as well.

are you sure? don't make me watch Spaceballs for the 1000th time!!

 

[John Deppel]

are you sure? don't make me watch Spaceballs for the 1000th time!!

Trust me. Ironically, I watched it last nite. It's right after Dark Helmet yells at the gunner because he fired the warning shot up their nose.

"He's an a$$hole sir, Major A$$hole."
"Who else here is an a$$hole?"
"HO!"
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"