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classic quotes

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by nonsqtr, Mar 2, 2005.


  1. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    What's your favorite "classic quote"?

    I'll start. This is John Candy, in Spaceballs:

    The princess asks him, "what are you"?

    John replies, "I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend". :)
     
  2. "you've captured their stunt doubles"

    or something like that :p
     
  3. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." -Me
     
  4. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    "No good deed goes unpunished." - my dad
     
  5. Hollow Man

    Hollow Man Supporting Member

    Apr 28, 2003
    Springfield, VA
    "What ain't no country I've ever heard of! Do they speak English in What?"

    -Pulp Fiction
     
  6. umm you didnt make that up
     
  7. and your dad didnt make this up either
     
  8. Bass_Machine

    Bass_Machine

    Oct 29, 2004
    UK
    "I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."- Groucho Marx
     
  9. "Working to change the face of bass."

    My local fishmonger.

    :D :D
     
  10. Finger Blister

    Finger Blister

    Jul 8, 2003
    "Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects."
    -Casablanca (1942)

    "The horror. The horror."
    -Apocalypse Now (1979)

    ""Oh, the Humanity!"
    -Herb Morrison, WLS Radio, Chicago (1939)

    "I am the Walrus"
    -Lennon (1967)
     
  11. ducks eat for free at subway!

    if it weren't for my horse, i would have never spent that year in college.
     
  12. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    "Wha-- why is there tape on your nose?"
    "Exactly!"
    -Bottle Rocket

    "Do you own rubber gloves?"
    "I rent them. I lease with an option to buy."
    - Fletch

    "Ever seen a spleen that large?"
    "No, not since breakfast."
    - Fletch

    brad cook
     
  13. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    But I still said it.
     
  14. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Benjamin 1
    Semantics 0
     
  15. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    "I'm surrounded by a$$holes!" - President Skroob

    "I bet she gives great helmet" - Dark Helmet
     
  16. LOL golden
     
  17. Actually, that was said by Dark Helmet as well.

    "We're at now now. Everything happening now, is happening now."
    "Go back!"
    "When?"
    "To now!"
    "We can't!"
    "Why?"
    "We missed it."
    "When?"
    "Just now."
    "When will then, be now again?"
    "SOON!"
     
  18. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    From "Threat": "He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel".

    Alfred E. Neuman: "If communism is such a good idea, why didn't they put up a picture window instead of an Iron Curtain?"

    Cetrtain TalkBass member sig: "I wear Abercrombie so b!tche$ know I dominate".
     
  19. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    are you sure? don't make me watch Spaceballs for the 1000th time!! :D
     
  20. Trust me. Ironically, I watched it last nite. It's right after Dark Helmet yells at the gunner because he fired the warning shot up their nose.

    "He's an a$$hole sir, Major A$$hole."
    "Who else here is an a$$hole?"
    "HO!"
    "I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"