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classic quotes
- Thread starter nonsqtr
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Yogi Berra had some good ones:
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
"It gets late early out there."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."
"90% of the putts that are short don't go in."
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." -- After being told he looked cool.
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."
"It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't."
"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"I didn't really say everything I said."
"I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"He must have made that before he died." -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much."
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
"It gets late early out there."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."
"90% of the putts that are short don't go in."
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." -- After being told he looked cool.
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."
"It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't."
"It ain't the heat; it's the humility."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"I didn't really say everything I said."
"I don't know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
" It was the best of times it was the worst of times" - Tale of Two Citys
"Their is allways hope in the future" - Major Metal
"Their is allways hope in the future" - Major Metal
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face!" Pulp Fiction.
"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face!" Pulp Fiction.
Commreman
Faith, Family, Fitness, and Frets
First, you have to get the money.
When you get the money, you get the power.
When you get the power, then you get the women.
Al Pacino, Scarface
When you get the money, you get the power.
When you get the power, then you get the women.
Al Pacino, Scarface
There are a million John G's, hell, I'm a John G - Memento
What do you mean you forgot the octopus motor - Ed Wood
I aint got time to bleed - Predator
All of it - Blow
How much they pay you to **** that bear - Fear and Loathing
We packed the car and then ate some Mescaline and went swimming - Fear and Loathing
Don't mind me, I'm admiring the shape of your skull - Fear and Loathing
TELL ME ABOUT THE ****ING GOLF SHOES - Fear and Loathing
What do you mean you forgot the octopus motor - Ed Wood
I aint got time to bleed - Predator
All of it - Blow
How much they pay you to **** that bear - Fear and Loathing
We packed the car and then ate some Mescaline and went swimming - Fear and Loathing
Don't mind me, I'm admiring the shape of your skull - Fear and Loathing
TELL ME ABOUT THE ****ING GOLF SHOES - Fear and Loathing
deichman said:
lol
ive always said "ive only been wrong once in my life, i thought i was wrong when i was actually right."
pretty much the same thing
Blues Brothers: "Why we play both kinds of music here, country and western"
Spinal Tap (Nigel tuefel): "We'll that wouldn't be 11 would it"
Spinal Tap (Big bottoms): "The bigger the cushion the nicer the pushin ,or so I've been told."
Spinal Tap (Nigel tuefel): "We'll that wouldn't be 11 would it"
Spinal Tap (Big bottoms): "The bigger the cushion the nicer the pushin ,or so I've been told."
"You can get a good look at T-Bone by sticking your head up a bull's a$$, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"- Tommy Boy
Mon Rominee said:
What movie is that from? I had that quote on a Sobe bottle cap recently, and it's been driving me nuts, because I thought it was from a movie, I just couldn't remember.
Joshua said:
I thought it was from an 80s movie...I just couldn't remember...thanks...that's been driving me nuts!
"She turned me into a newt............i got better"
from monty python's "king arthur and the quest for the holy grail"
from monty python's "king arthur and the quest for the holy grail"
