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McHack said:
Oddly enough, for that very reason...
(I have a thing for duct tape)
No, not really. It's all about Emilio Estevez.
Ok, not really again... it's Ally Sheedy's dandruff.
Ok, not really, yet again.
It's all about the p&p loaf on the statue...and the mayo and Captain Crunch sammich. I used to do that. Substitute mayo for butter.
I'm a hyper hypo.
Pretty much the entirety of The Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, Monty Python (all of it), and Office Space.
That said:
"Unicron! Answer me!"
and:
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb..."
That said:
"Unicron! Answer me!"
and:
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb..."
"Fool me once.... Shame on you.... Foo.. foo... fool me twice...... Ya not gonna fool me again...."
yes, indeed it was pavarotti who had eaten a cow and farted himself to peices - Narrator, Silence Of The Hams
Mon Rominee said:
"What has yellow skin and writes?"
"...a ballpoint banana!"
"Of course!"
"Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!"
here's my fave: an interview with Malcom Young, AC/DC co-founder and Angus' brother:
Q: Do you ever play lead guitar?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: It interferes with my drinking.
he really said it!
Q: Do you ever play lead guitar?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: It interferes with my drinking.
he really said it!
Brendan said:
I KNOW! How preposterous WAS that dialogue? And think about how big that bomb was that Batman was trying to dispose of...
He'd need alot more than that beer gut he had to hoist it.
Say hello to my little friend - scar face
"And how do we know she's made out of wood?"
"We build a bridge out of her!" - monty python and holy grail
"And how do we know she's made out of wood?"
"We build a bridge out of her!" - monty python and holy grail
'So if she weighs the same as a duck...'
'She must be mad of wood.'
'And therefore...?'
'A witch! burn her!'
I loved Sir Bedivere's logic lesson.
'She must be mad of wood.'
'And therefore...?'
'A witch! burn her!'
I loved Sir Bedivere's logic lesson.
Bediverian logic is truly amazing.
...another great quote from that Holiest Of Grails:
"Wait, let me face the peril."
"No, it's too perilous."
"You're gay, aren't you?"
...another great quote from that Holiest Of Grails:
"Wait, let me face the peril."
"No, it's too perilous."
"You're gay, aren't you?"
Mon Rominee said:I KNOW! How preposterous WAS that dialogue? And think about how big that bomb was that Batman was trying to dispose of...
He'd need alot more than that beer gut he had to hoist it.
"What's dangerous and sits in a tree?"
"A sparrow with a machine gun!"
"Of course! The only possible answer!"
Here's a couple more good ones:
"Are you trying to prove I'm a replicant, or a lesbian?" - Rachel, in Blade Runner
"Hey, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me, and kiss my butt?" - Peter Venkman, in Ghostbusters II
"Are you trying to prove I'm a replicant, or a lesbian?" - Rachel, in Blade Runner
"Hey, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me, and kiss my butt?" - Peter Venkman, in Ghostbusters II
"When all else fails, follow the directions" -Unknown
"Knees are like girlfriends. Once they go out on you, its really to ever trust them again." -ME!!!
Scene from Booty Call. Jamie Fox got himself wrapped up in saran wrap so he couldn't hardly move, couldn't breathe (don't ask), and hopped into the apartment next door where his best friend and their girlfriend are. He falls into the sofa, gasping and pointing at his mount, when FINALLY they poke a hole in the saran wrap by his mouth so he could breath. His reply?
"#*$*#$( #*$#(&$.... Were you gonna wait until I turned into a BUTTERFLY?????"
Purple Rain. Prince drives her to the lakeshore, tells the girl she must "cleanse herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka to be worthy of him". So she strips, gets in the lake. She says "Hows that?" He says "That's not Lake Minnetonka" ROFLMAO!!
Randy
"Knees are like girlfriends. Once they go out on you, its really to ever trust them again." -ME!!!
Scene from Booty Call. Jamie Fox got himself wrapped up in saran wrap so he couldn't hardly move, couldn't breathe (don't ask), and hopped into the apartment next door where his best friend and their girlfriend are. He falls into the sofa, gasping and pointing at his mount, when FINALLY they poke a hole in the saran wrap by his mouth so he could breath. His reply?
"#*$*#$( #*$#(&$.... Were you gonna wait until I turned into a BUTTERFLY?????"
Purple Rain. Prince drives her to the lakeshore, tells the girl she must "cleanse herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka to be worthy of him". So she strips, gets in the lake. She says "Hows that?" He says "That's not Lake Minnetonka" ROFLMAO!!
Randy
"I used to be a multi-millionaire. Then I got a divorce, so now I'm a millionaire." Bobby Hull
"Just charge me with the usual." Bob Probert, while being handcuffed for DUI offense.
"Hey give me a break. When you go to work, and you screw up, does a little red light switch on over YOUR desk and 15,000 people start screaming at you? I don't think so." NHL goaltender.
"You do dat, you go to da box you know. And you sit for, uh, 2 minutes, and you feel shame you know? And then you get free."
"Just charge me with the usual." Bob Probert, while being handcuffed for DUI offense.
"Hey give me a break. When you go to work, and you screw up, does a little red light switch on over YOUR desk and 15,000 people start screaming at you? I don't think so." NHL goaltender.
"You do dat, you go to da box you know. And you sit for, uh, 2 minutes, and you feel shame you know? And then you get free."
