Clothing Optional?

[srxplayer]

Never done it, but the stories I have seen on tv concerning nudist colonies lead me to think they are a gathering place for folks that have no business being nude.

This is an absolute truth. Beileve me you will be dissapointed.

 

[MasterMonkeyMan]

You won't need to worry about wardrobe malfunctions!

 

[champbassist]

You'll have your bass to hide behind. Hope you dont play a Steinberger.

Or an Ashbory.

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[knumbskull]

remember to burn the drumstool afterwards

 

[jdwinva]

How fun! Something to talk about in a few years from now.

 

[warnergt]

This reminds me of the movie, A Shot in the Dark. Peter Sellers, as the
bumbling Inspector Jacques Clouseau, is in hot pursuit of the beautiful
Maria Gambrelli (Elke Sommer) and stumbles into a nudist camp.

The strings of the guitar face his body. If I remember correctly, when he
encounters a pretty girl, you hear the guitar strum.

 

[kickstand22]

Never done it, but the stories I have seen on tv concerning nudist colonies lead me to think they are a gathering place for folks that have no business being nude.

+1 on that bro.

 

[Boostedrex]

Hell, I'd do it. If nothing else, you'll have a great story to tell to your kids years down the road. On the upside, you might luck out and play at one of the nudist camps that have a good majority of attractive people. You never know until you try it.

 

[Floyd Eye]

Hell no. Lots of potential for problems in that scenario. If you do it, demand the cash upfront. Bring the wife unless you want to be thoroughly grilled for the next 3 weeks about it.

 

[SMILEYSIXX]

Slap the bass with your *hehe* like murderface. XD

 

[Ubersheist]

Hell no. Lots of potential for problems in that scenario. If you do it, demand the cash upfront. Bring the wife unless you want to be thoroughly grilled for the next 3 weeks about it.

It'll be fine... what do you really expect to go wrong?

As for being grilled by the wife... Ug... Sounds like y'all got some trust issues going on!

 

[electracoyote]

I dunno, as tempting as it might be to go au naturale, I would probably stay clothed. I'd be worried about a sudden chub. Gives a new meaning to "buckle rash."

 

[moonshinegtrs]

Yep.

Nothing like your fantasy I assure you.

Nope.

Been there, done that. Most likely, they don't expect you to undress. Kind of like playing a biker gig, most of the people showing skin aren't the ones you want to see.... Oh yeah, be careful where you sit and who you shake hands with!

Moonshine

 

[Boostedrex]

It'll be fine... what do you really expect to go wrong?

As for being grilled by the wife... Ug... Sounds like y'all got some trust issues going on!

+1 Word.

 

[CamiloDíaz]

For me, the main issue would be that the vision of my band, for then on, would change tremendously. You get together with some guys, work on some tunes, maybe write your own material, make a record, do a tour. But I don't want to be naked with the fellas, if you know what I mean. Besides, we're all assuming that your band doesn't have any women. If that were the case, things post gig could get a little akward... or intresting!

 

[Ubersheist]

For me, the main issue would be that the vision of my band, for then on, would change tremendously. You get together with some guys, work on some tunes, maybe write your own material, make a record, do a tour. But I don't want to be naked with the fellas, if you know what I mean. Besides, we're all assuming that your band doesn't have any women. If that were the case, things post gig could get a little akward... or intresting!

You may want to reconsider touring. I guarentee that you'll see everyone naked at some point on tour. In fact, there will likely be a situation or situations where one or more of y'all will be having sex in the same room, or probably on the same bed that you're sharing.

If you tour, you will know and see more of your bandmates then you could ever dream. Seeing them naked at one gig will be NOTHING!

It always amazes me how uptight most young people are. I think the reason that all the nudist are old, ugly, flabby people is because all you youngin's are too uptight and uncomfortable with your own bodies.

You only get one chance at life, and only one chance to be young and stupid. Utilize it! Go and run around naked in the sun at least once!

 

[whitespike]

How is it that so many on here have done this?! i thought it was a joke!

 

[bassinzombie]

Slap the bass with your *hehe* like murderface. XD

That would be awesome, but lord it would hurt!

 

[Exploiter8]

Stay away from White Castle or Mexican food a couple of days beforehand!

X8

 

[pasta4lnch]

Yep.

Nothing like your fantasy I assure you.

Nope.

since I probably won't be playing one anytime soon I'll take the fantasy road!