So, I got lucky. UPS has some sorting/distribution hub here in the town I live in. I was able to reroute the bass to this hub. It didn't even go on a delivery truck, straight from the main hub to this hub, so it was ready to pickup as soon as they opened. I was able to drag my happy @$$ outta bed, run over there myself, and get my thingy. Wife not bothered=priceless! Here they is:
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It's a late work day, but I'm gonna try to explore the differences between regular, old, normal FBass ash and this fancy pants European Flamed ash when I get home tonight...lol!