Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but it's someone else's demands.

I wish that I lived in Richmond, VA.

 

[username n/a]

Granted, but you have to live with fassa and carrot top


I wish my damn records would get here.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but it has been substituted with a love letter from fassa asking to give you a roman shower.





I wish I knew where my all my backpacking stuff is.

 

[username n/a]

Granted, but when you find it it's full of dog poo.


I wish my mom would get paid already.

 

[Eric Perry]

I wish my mom would get paid already.

Granted, but she acquired a few more STDs in the process.

 

[Shy Guy]

I wish for this wish to be impossible to corrupt.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE.


I wish that I had some Dr. Pepper.

 

[embellisher]

Granted. You are forcefed 600 gallons of Dr. Pepper syrup.

I wish I didn't have to go to the store.

 

[Eric Perry]

Granted. You are forcefed 600 gallons of Dr. Pepper syrup.

I wish I didn't have to go to the store.

Granted. You die a slow and painful death from malnourishment.

I wish it was 85 degrees and sunny every day!

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. You die a slow and painful death from malnourishment.

I wish it was 85 degrees and sunny every day!

Granted, but then the sun explodes.


I wish that today was big font day...

 

[Araillac]

Granted but your computer stops working

I wish Harrisonburg's music scene was better

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but no one wants to listen to Nirvana.

I wish my computer stuff would get here...

 

[Araillac]

Granted but it turns out to be only Nirvana stuff.

I wish it was tuesday at this time right now

 

[Kwesi]

Granted but it turns out to be only Nirvana stuff.

I wish it was tuesday at this time right now

Granted, but the Repo man stops by and takes all your bass gear... and food.

I wish that is was March 10th so I can have my Blackberry Storm.

 

[Araillac]

Granted but the repo man stops by and takes it as soon as you get it

I wish I didn't have to make a wish, I just wanna corrupt wishes.

 

[username n/a]

Granted, but now you have a stupid mustache.


I wish it was my birthday.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. But everyone still thinks that it is when it really is and no one cares.


I wish that wasn't so tired.

 

[username n/a]

Granted, but now you have to wear embarrassing undergarments.


I wish NOFX comes here on the warped tour.

 

[embellisher]

Granted, but you are in the hospital with a severely damaged ego and can't attend.

I wish I were 16 again.

 

[Otso]

Wish granted. You get horrible acne.

I wish I was feeling a bit healthier.