Corrupt-a-wish, reloaded

[Kaneesel]

i lose the f5 race.

 

[ahkiatt]

wish granted, it is now warmer, but tomorrow will be colder than it has ever been since the ice age.

I wish it were tomorrow.
(band PRACTICE)

Granted, but you oversleep band practice.

I wish my cough would just disappear and I would be free from sickness forever.

 

[ulrich]

Granted but say goodbye to your SI benefits and health care because you now live in the United States. (Oh wait - that's me...)

I wish I could get a week off to take a motorcycle trip.

Granted: You have a great road trip, except, the wire on your electric vest wiggles loose, and you're chilly for 30 minutes, 'till you fix it.

I wish I spoke Dutch so I could understand what they're saying on Invalid Link Removed

 

[embellisher]

Granted. You can now speak Dutch, but you still can't understand it.

I wish I could lose 100 lbs.

 

[wabbit]

Granted. Your head has just been separated from your shoulders.

I wish Paypal would hurry up and clear the money for TB so I can become an official supporting member for real like.

 

[ulrich]

I wish Paypal would hurry up and clear the money for TB so I can become an official supporting member for real like.

Granted, you are an official supporting member for real like. However, Paypal fouled up, and charged you $81400836908. You spend the next fortnight sorting the problem out with brain dead support people.

I wish chicks could just get along with each other.

 

[wabbit]

Granted. All the chix in the world are now best friend lesbians with slight bi tendencies and all men die inexplicably except a couple, including me, but not you, are used to inseminate them all to keep the human race from dying out.

I wish that was true damnit!

 

[ulrich]

Granted.
I wish that was true damnit!

Granted but you're Liberace gay, and there's no other gay guys.

I wish your wish except I live, and not you, and I'm still hetero.

 

[wabbit]

Granted. You get your wish and you are the only hetero man on earth ..... except ..... because all the women don't have to look good for the guys anymore, they ALL balloon up to 300+ lbs and grow hair everywhere. Have fun but don't forget your snorkle.

I wish for your wish but supermodels.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted, but they are male supermodels


I wish my girlfriend had a suit like this:

 

[username n/a]

Granted, but she's a tranny.



I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[embellisher]

Granted. She lives in the UK and plays a Shergold.

I wish I could pay off all of my debts.

 

[Jefenator]

You can but the cruise ship band leader is a total jerk and the drummer is awful.

I wish I experienced more wonder and excitement like I did when I was younger.

 

[ugly_bassplayer]

granted, You die from a heart attack

I wish a had a beer!

 

[Eric Perry]

Granted. She lives in the UK and plays a Shergold...

I really LOL'd!

 

[Eric Perry]

...I wish a had a beer!

Granted, but it's a Natural Ice... Light!


I wish I could go home to PA to visit.

 

[Kwesi]

Granted, but it's a Natural Ice... Light!


I wish I could go home to PA to visit.

Granted, but a japanese fertility parade is passing through your family's neighborhood.

I wish my hair were easier to pick out.

 

[Beno]

Granted, but a japanese fertility parade is passing through your family's neighborhood.

I wish my hair were easier to pick out.

Granted, it's a color that is only describable by it's ability to cause sudden, projectile vomiting.

I wish my hard drive was bigger

 

[Thunderscreech]

Granted. it's a 16 megabyte external hard drive from the 80s.


I wish that I could get 400 dollars really soon.

 

[Beno]

granted, but it's 400 dollars in a different currency in pennies.

I wish all tv was on demand