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Covers that really, REALLY suck

99% of all Beatles covers.

And your non-sucking 1% would be.....?

Joe Cocker's "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS"?....:p

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Jimi covering Sgt. Peppers. Stevie covering Taxman. Elvis singing Yesterday.

As I recall, Aerosmith's cover of Come Together didn't suck so much as it just sounded like the same song with Tyler's vocal over it.

Non-sucking Beatles Covers:
  • "Got to Get You Into my Life" Earth Wind and Fire
  • "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" Jimi Hendrix
  • "She's a Woman" Jeff Beck
  • "With a Little Help From My Friends" Joe Cocker
  • "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window" Joe Cocker
  • "I'm Down" Aerosmith
  • "Across the Universe" David Bowie
  • "Helter Skelter" Pat Benatar
  • "Here Comes the Sun" Richie Havens
  • "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" Elton John
  • "This Boy" Sean Lennon
  • "I Wanna be Your Man" Stones
  • "From Me to You" My Friend Mike and I, as Careless Abandon
  • "Yer Blues" Dirty Lixx OK, it's not that great, but that's four years ago, and we do it a lot better now.
 
"Knocking on Heaven's Door" and "Live and Let Die" by GnR are probably 2 of the worst covers of all time. I can't think of a band that has done so many covers so badly.

"Turn the Page" by Metallica...they just don't get it.

I have to agree with all of these. Metallica made some very odd choices of songs to cover on Garage Inc. Of all of the Skynyrd songs to cover, why "Tuesdays Gone"? There are many other great tunes they could have covered (except "Freebird" of course) :smug: There are also a lot of great Blue Oyster Cult songs,so why cover "Astronomy"? :confused:
 
Here's my 1% :)

Stevie Wonder 'We Can Work It Out'

Stanley Jordan 'Eleanor Rigby'

Echo & The Bunnymen 'Ticket To Ride'

Bee Gees 'She Came In Through The Bathroom Window'

Siouxsie & The Banshees 'Dear Prudence'

Eddie Vedder 'You've Got To Hide Your Love Away'

And there's a few more that are semi decent, but most Beatles covers blow chunks.

I saw Dylan play 'Something' about 15 years ago, with just him and Tony Garnier on upright. It was an incredible version. His old mate would have been so proud.

However, my gold medal for BEST Beatles cover, goes to Laibach for their interpretation of the entire 'Let It Be' album. Slovenian Industrial Metal. Has to be heard to be believed. And no, not an attempt to be hipster cool with something so-bad-it's-good. If you know Laibach, you'll know why this album is great :)
 
Here's my 1% :)

Stevie Wonder 'We Can Work It Out'

Stanley Jordan 'Eleanor Rigby'

Echo & The Bunnymen 'Ticket To Ride'

Bee Gees 'She Came In Through The Bathroom Window'

Siouxsie & The Banshees 'Dear Prudence'

Eddie Vedder 'You've Got To Hide Your Love Away'

And there's a few more that are semi decent, but most Beatles covers blow chunks.

Or Ray Charles' numerous great Beatles covers, especially "Yesterday", which for me is the best version ever recorded:

Actually there's dozens of great Beatles covers that I know of, and no doubt dozens more that I've never heard. The greatest songs are the best ones to cover, after all, and great singers/bands tend to cover great songs. Sometimes they stuff them up, but not always.
 
I do not consider Weird Al Yankovic versions as serious cover songs since they are intentional parodies with different lyrics too.

Three Dog Night's version of It's For You is really good (a Lennon-McCartney song that Cilia Black recorded for a hit but the Beatles did a version)

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I always thought Robert Van Winkle's version of Under Pressure was pretty lame.........


Suprised nobody mentioned Motley Crue's version of "Smokin' in the Boys Room" (the Brownsville Station). Not that they changed it up much (other than inserting bandmember names), but the thing sounds like it was recorded on your buddies Tascam 4-track cassette. Actually, I've heard better sounds come out of a 4-track cassette.....and I liked the Crue back then.