I'm pretty sure Twinkletits was inspired by the odd image of Megadeth going to sessions with a marriage counselor (which really happened).
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As a rule, you get what you pay for. If he`s real cheap he might be worth it.
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Thanks. In the bad old days I used to be in sales. The other good one was, better to spend more than you planned than less than you should. I'm too poor to buy cheap things, I can't afford to buy the cheap one AND the one I should have bought in the first place when the cheap one doesn't work. My favorite, although not really related is, "When all else fails, do it right."
I thought that was Metallica? They did a movie, I think ...
Thanks. In the bad old days I used to be in sales. The other good one was, better to spend more than you planned than less than you should. I'm too poor to buy cheap things, I can't afford to buy the cheap one AND the one I should have bought in the first place when the cheap one doesn't work. My favorite, although not really related is, "When all else fails, do it right."
Age and experience don't have to go hand in hand. When I was 20 I had a decade of playing experience and about 4 years of gigging experience.
The person with the ad has been in few dysfunctonal bands and thinks he has it figured out.
... I find it a bit disappointing that a bunch of old dudes are patting themselves on the back for laughing at a 20 year old kid who wants to turn what he thinks are acquired skills into doing something he obviously enjoys doing.

That's my point. We know nothing about this kid except he/she has been in numerous bands, and is attempting to do something helpful for other musicians. Beyond that, we're all just throwing darts at the wall.
When Jason Becker was 20, he had already finished recording guitars for a David Lee Roth album, toured the world with a metal band playing alongside Marty Friedman, and released two solo albums.
When Rick Rubin was 20, he had already co-founded Def Jam Records with Russell Simmons.
When Mozart was 20, he had already done more stuff than I want to spend time typing out.
Is this kid Jason Becker, Rick Rubin, Mozart, or even our very own Bassmaticmatt, very likely no. He probably doesn't know as much as he thinks he does. I'm only in this discussion because I find it a bit disappointing that a bunch of old dudes are patting themselves on the back for laughing at a 20 year old kid who wants to turn what he thinks are acquired skills into doing something he obviously enjoys doing.
and we are laughing at ourselves and our past hubris about as much
Dammit, I like being a old dude (vs. the alternative)
That's the point. He's offering what is essentially a professional counseling service. Anyone with any common sense who thinks they need this service would have to see some credentials before they hire anyone. Age isn't the issue, so much as he has offered zero to support his ability to do what he claims.
At twenty years old, I feel this guy may not be quite as experienced or useful as he thinks he is.
If this were my kid and was serious and had researched enough to have (in his mind) a valid plan, I'd tell him to go for it. It would be a great life lesson.That's my point. We know nothing about this kid except he/she has been in numerous bands, and is attempting to do something helpful for other musicians. Beyond that, we're all just throwing darts at the wall.
When Jason Becker was 20, he had already finished recording guitars for a David Lee Roth album, toured the world with a metal band playing alongside Marty Friedman, and released two solo albums.
When Rick Rubin was 20, he had already co-founded Def Jam Records with Russell Simmons.
When Mozart was 20, he had already done more stuff than I want to spend time typing out.
Is this kid Jason Becker, Rick Rubin, Mozart, or even our very own Bassmaticmatt, very likely no. He probably doesn't know as much as he thinks he does. I'm only in this discussion because I find it a bit disappointing that a bunch of old dudes are patting themselves on the back for laughing at a 20 year old kid who wants to turn what he thinks are acquired skills into doing something he obviously enjoys doing.
-Have you listen to our early demos on cassettes ?
-What's a cassette ?
-next!

Hmm.... what was the common denominator in this scenario?![]()
Musicians?