(With apologies to Paul Simon)
“The problem’s all inside your bass.”, she said to me. “Just bump the midrange and the low end carefully. Reverse the pickups, switch the caps out and you’ll see there must be, 50 ways to tweak a PJ.”
Just put in a side jack
Get a new tone stack
Add a string tree, Lee
Just listen to me.
Get a fret job, Bob
Ya don’t need a paint job!
Just getcha some tort, Mort
And set your bass free.
“The problem’s all inside your bass.”, she said to me. “Just bump the midrange and the low end carefully. Reverse the pickups, switch the caps out and you’ll see there must be, 50 ways to tweak a PJ.”
Just put in a side jack
Get a new tone stack
Add a string tree, Lee
Just listen to me.
Get a fret job, Bob
Ya don’t need a paint job!
Just getcha some tort, Mort
And set your bass free.



