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Double Bass Do you name your bass(es)? Why/why not? DB FORUM THREAD

I used to name my basses. I later realized, every bass that got a name would end up leaving my life in some sort of unfortunate circumstance. I no longer name my basses.

I do name my guns. (Rick James is my favorite).
 
I hadn't considered naming my double bass but, as of this moment, I name *Her LARGE MARGE after the truck driver that Pee Wee Herman met at The Wheel Inn restaurant in Cabazon, near the Dinosaurs.
I developed a few aches and pains by twisting my neck to look at my new neck when I started playing. I mentioned this to my instructor. He explained to me that playing the upright was like wrestling with a fat lady, hence LARGE MARGE. And I love her!
 
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I don't name anything.

My basses, my bikes, are all called by the model names or brands.

The DB is the DB, I only have one.

I do have a name for a big fat wooden club that I made from a fallen tree, it stays at the entrance of our house. You never know if you'll need it.

It's called Sr. Tira-Teimas, the portuguese name for the Grey Hulk, Mr. Joe Fixit.
 
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Less a name than a designation - I got distracted and smashed my upright into a tree while loading in for a gig. In addition to partially popping the seam for the top, it ended up with a scratch near identical to Harry Potter's scar. I call it the bass that lived. None of my other instruments have names.
 
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I had a Telecaster Bass years ago and it was a "big dipper" too because it was a notorious neck diver! Neck heavy, no good. Naming instruments is a time honored tradition. I can rattle off at least a half dozen nicknames and my wife will know exactly which instrument I'm talking about, two of which are upright basses- Doris and BB.
 
I had a Telecaster Bass years ago and it was a "big dipper" too because it was a notorious neck diver! Neck heavy, no good. Naming instruments is a time honored tradition. I can rattle off at least a half dozen nicknames and my wife will know exactly which instrument I'm talking about, two of which are upright basses- Doris and BB.
Luckily this one isn't neck heavy!
 
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