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Do you noodle on stage???

I watched a band this week where the guitarist and drummer noodled full vilume like they were in Guitar Center for 15 minutes after the appointed start time.

Am I the only one that thinks this is unbearably amateurish.


On a job, i get my sound settings in under 30 seconds. Not a sound further comes from my instrument until the first song. No noodling between numbers.

At jam sessions, I might make some groove or play along with the house sound at low volume. Or mimic what the guitarist plays.
Careful, we're not allowed to criticize amateurish bands on TB. :whistle:

Noodling for 15 minutes is ridiculous, IMHO. Even when I play guitar I get everything locked down in under a minute.
 
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Our guitar player does it while we're setting up, louder than hell, it's annoying and it cuts into my time to get a good sound check on my rig, the drummer or myself will yell to him "practice at home"!!! it doesn't even faze him SMMFH...guitar players remind me of guys who drive big lifted pickup trucks with oversized tires, compensation compensation. ....
 
Very shortly after I started playing live (1998/99), a much more experienced local musician I looked up to told me he thought my band was really good for how young we were (16/17) but it was obvious how inexperienced we were because of how much noodling we did between songs. I had never even considered this up to that point, but it made perfect sense. I insisted to my band that we keep our noodling to the rehearsal room from then on, and I've insisted on it in every band since. Nothing makes me more embarrassed on stage than a fellow band member noodling. I'd rather trainwreck an entire song than have a guy noodle in the dead space.
 
its unbelievably amateurish and a huge pet peeve of mine. In my last band, the one guitarist would noodle between every song. He would start playing a part from the upcoming song on the setlist. He would also set up his stuff before the gig and full-volume solo for at least 20 minutes. Same licks every time too so we would know exactly what was coming. You would see people in the bar/club holding their ears and sneering. He was completely oblivious. The one bar turned up the house music so loud in an attempt to drown him out and when he came out of his solo, he was like ***? Why is that music so loud? Its a deal breaker for me.
 
I'll noodle a bit at sound check, because the sound guy wants to get my levels right. Usually it's less than 90 seconds, and it happens a good 30 minutes before we actually hit. Other than that, silence! One of the nice things about the TU-3 tuner is that you can mute it. If I'm feeling iffy about a lick, I may play a little bit, but only with the mute on.

Oh, and if the BL gets into a dialog with someone in the crowd and it runs past the one-minute mark, I'll start playing--very quietly--"Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring" and she'll hear it and either laugh or give me stink-eye...
 
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Hate it at either rehearsal or in a show.

I recall a band rehearsal when the whole flipping band just would not stop doing it. I could see the BL getting more and more agitated by it. We paused whilst rehearsing a song to allow him and the backing vocalists to huddle centre stage and quietly work out the nuance of some tricky harmonies and, of course, the noodlers fired up to fill the quiet.

I quickly muted my tuner pedal, took my bass off and put it on the stand. Counted to ten while watching the BL get ready to explode. He spun round ready to rip someone a new one and first band member his gaze rested on was me. I opened my palms and gave him a look of "No bass... nothing to to with me!" then watched him storm off to the other side of the stage and give everyone else a proper shouting at. Very, very satisfying!
 
The biggest offender in my band is the keyboardist. He has to noodle between every song to make sure his settings are right. He's been playing since the early 70's and in this band he's played these songs dozens of time and he still doesn't know how to run his keyboards.o_O
 
Tuning and noodling as warm-up are done on mute prior to soundcheck. After that, we keep the sets moving... even if we did noodle there'd be no time between the songs to do it.
 
This is how it makes me feel.
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"Practice at home fools!"
 

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