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once, I thought I wanted to fart, but it was actually crap. I was very offended by that.
hahah.. I worked at a grocery store once and a kid in produce left and went home quickly because of an "accident". My manager gave advice that I'll never forget: "Don't put too much faith into a fart"..
When you get a little older that becomes,
"Pee when you can and don't put too much faith into a fart"

When you get a little older that becomes,
"Pee when you can and don't put too much faith into a fart"
And this happens to you? How old are you, like 40 tops?![]()
37. I'll be dead next year. Been nice knowing you.![]()
