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Does anyone cut their own hair?

Do you cut your own hair?

  • Yes

    Votes: 61 62.2%
  • No

    Votes: 23 23.5%
  • Schmaybe

    Votes: 10 10.2%
  • I'm a carrot top, what's it to ya?

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • I make hair shirts out of the trimmings

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • "She asked me why, I'm a hairy guy"

    Votes: 4 4.1%
  • Hair today, goon tomorrow

    Votes: 4 4.1%
  • My barber hates you

    Votes: 3 3.1%
  • Van Gogh cut off his ear

    Votes: 12 12.2%

  • Total voters
    98
So Anyway, I cut whatever's left of my own hair.... Remington clippers 1/8, 1/4, 1/2 guards.
The good news is you can give yourself a haircut any time you need one.
The bad news is you have to walk around looking like you gave yourself a haircut.
If you've got a nice head of hair, pay the devil his due and go to a barber.
 
Yes. I've been doing it for years. I always let it grow out to 3" or more on top before I cut it. I started doing it when I would go out on the road playing in the early 2000s for two and three weeks at a time.

Standard issue Wahl brand trimmer you can get from Wal-Mart.

I use the graded (slanted) piece for over each ear.

I use a 1/2" guard on the back. There's a "line" around my head where I roll the trimmer out to sort of "fade" to the....

3/4" guard for most of the top of my head.

1" in guard in the front.

It starts off a little short. But it grows quickly. And I usually let it grow quite a bit before I cut it.

I haven't paid for a haircut since about 2001 or 2002. I'm on my second trimmer and I think I paid between $30 and $40 bucks for the trimmer, guards, case, cleaning brush and lubricant all in a set.

Mrs.Fingers usually checks the very bottom of the back to make sure I did it straight. Usually she only has to touch up a tiny spot.

I have done it so many times I can do it by feel. In fact, in warm weather I do it outside with no mirror so the trimmings just fall in the grass and I don't have to clean up any mess. I might have to lean over the sink and touch up a spot or two once I get back inside.

Nutn to it.
 
I have & I'm going to start doing it again, but I'm easy. I go for the Johnny Ramone look:

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I tried but it looked like I had a prison haircut, or at least that's what my dad said when he saw it.
As for tools? A good set of clippers and a bowl. Every six months just give yourself a first phase haircut, then use the bowl and clippers for the next five months. Hey, it worked for Mo.
 
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I owned four hair cutting shops for the last decade and got my hair cut by whoever would get tired of my grey hair looking "shaggy" and insist I sat down for a few minutes.
I don't cut hair and never did, but I cut my own...I just take a #7 guard on the Remington clippers and do my whole head over the bathtub, takes three minutes.
I clean up near my ears with scissors and when my wife gets a chance she cleans up my neck with a "Peanut" trimmer.
I'm lucky to still have a good hairline at 59 years old, my Dad and two of my three brothers became very follically challenged pretty young.
 
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YIKES! Need to up my fire insurance before I try that one, probably smells really bad too.

I like to think the “stylist” in this video has no idea what he’s doing. It’s almost like he was a cook and the president of Pakistan walked into his restaurant and said: “You will cut my hair”.

“But, this is a tandoori grill, your excellency!” The cook said in protest.

“Nonsense”. Replied the president. “You have comb, therefore you must be a barber. My aides will film the process on wide angle for Youtube and you will become well known throughout the world for your barber skills. You’re welcome.”

The rest is history.
 

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