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Does anyone else name their basses if so what are their names

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A bit off topic:

This is my crappy 1980 Giannini Sonic. it's duct taped because a piece of it actually fell off and it's too cheap a guitar to pay a lot of money to fix. I also can't afford to fix it and it's playable anyway.

I call it Noisemaker 5000.
 
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Fender CB-100 Acoustic aka "Grandpa" which is a nod to Metalocalypse

My blue Dingwall NG-2 name is "Smurf." It's a nod to my dad who's favorite color was blue. I'd joking call him papa smurf sometimes because he'd buy just about anything that came in the color blue. Like even the light bulbs in porch lights on my parents house were blue.

My fender jazz basses name is "old school"
 
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Mine are named kind of dumb, but here goes....

My SX P copy is "Number One" because it is my main player.
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My Squier Affinity Jazz is "Ged" for Geddy Lee, my bass playing inspiration, and yes I know it isn't a Fender Geddy Lee Signature Jazz, it's just a tribute (now let the Tenacious D ring in your head!)

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My old Ibanez SR480 is named "Ibby" Pretty sure you can guess why...

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My 5 string SX Jazz copy is known as "Cat". Computer nerds will get it.

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My SX PJ Maple neck copy doesn't have a name. This is probably an indicator of which bass should get the fretless conversion... Probably call it "Flat" as in flat fingerboard after conversion...

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My SX PJ Rosewood neck copy, that I bought to do the fretless conversion on, earned a name pretty quickly, "Butters" for the South Park character. He means well, but doesn't often do the right thing, and has been known to get downright dirty without meaning to...

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The theme extends to the guitars...

The SX Hawk in candy apple red is of course... "Red".

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My BIL's Yamaha acoustic that he leaves at my place gets passed around, and has had lots of beer and tequila spilled on it over the years. He named that one the "Drunken ho".

My BILs black Fender acoustic is just known as "The twanger", not my fault... My burst Fender Acoustic is unnamed. Not sure what to name it really...

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I name them all!
  • Fender American Deluxe Jazz V - Rhonda
  • Franken Fender P - Blondie
  • Franken Fender fretless P - Fabiana
  • Squier VM Jaguar - Isabella
  • poopy Dean acoustic that hangs on the wall like art - Rita Sue
  • Hondo Explorer - Suzi
  • Franken god only knows what striped bass - Dottie
  • Fender MIM PJ - Dollie
  • Gold Tone MicroBass - Minnie
  • ...and I haven't picked a name for the StingRay yet.
 
I name them all!
  • Fender American Deluxe Jazz V - Rhonda
  • Franken Fender P - Blondie
  • Franken Fender fretless P - Fabiana
  • Squier VM Jaguar - Isabella
  • poopy Dean acoustic that hangs on the wall like art - Rita Sue
  • Hondo Explorer - Suzi
  • Franken god only knows what striped bass - Dottie
  • Fender MIM PJ - Dollie
  • Gold Tone MicroBass - Minnie
  • ...and I haven't picked a name for the StingRay yet.
Gotta post pics
 
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It reminds me I once saw a custom guitar combo amp for sale with generic metal aesthetics and DESTRUCTOR written in the front with a pair of demonic eyes.

My friend said you don't turn it on. You sacrifice an animal or enemy to unleash its inconceivable horror.
 
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I named my bass; I call it "my bass". I named my other bass too, I call that one "my bass".

Seriously, I don't even name pets. I mean, what would you call an elderly monkey with most of its fur burned off?

I heard my girlfriend telling a friend the burned up old monkey was called Tom; I didn't even know he had a name. Oh wait, we don't have a monkey. Hmmm.

Tom
 
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