How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one to change the bulb, four to discuss how Eric Clapton would've done it.
How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic?
Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof.
How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp?
Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
How do you get 2 electric guitar players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one of them.
What do you call a "Clean Shot"?
When you can throw an electric guitar into the toilet without hitting the seat.
Did you hear about the guitar player who locked his keys in the car?
He had to break the window to let the drummer out.
