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Eggs

How do you like ‘em?

  • Sunny-side up

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • Scrambled

    Votes: 16 22.9%
  • Over easy

    Votes: 17 24.3%
  • Over medium

    Votes: 6 8.6%
  • Over hard

    Votes: 3 4.3%
  • Poached

    Votes: 3 4.3%
  • Embedded in toasy with some goofy regional name

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • Omelette

    Votes: 6 8.6%
  • Omelet

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Raw in a glass set to training montage music

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • None for me, thanks

    Votes: 3 4.3%
  • Carrots

    Votes: 3 4.3%

  • Total voters
    70
That's toast you were going for, not toasy (toad-in-the-hole or other regional name) and this really needs to be a "vote for as many as you like" poll.

Eggnog is not on there. Different from and a lot more pleasant than eggs in a glass with training montage music. Rum not required. These days if you don't trust your eggs, pasteurized are probably smart (but I trust my eggs and ignore official advice to always not trust eggs.)

Custard.
Coddled.
Scromlet or scromlette (when you were going for the omelet (te) but made scrambled eggs instead)
hard-boiled
soft-boiled
frittata

...and many more, I'm sure.
 
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Soft-boiled egg with 'soldiers.'

Or poached, on sourdough toast.
 
Ever since I spent a summer canoeing across Canada, with seldom anything besides powdered (not an option, I noticed) available, I have always enjoyed seeing those yolks looking back at me. So, it's sunny-side up whenever possible! I will indulge in omelettes or other variations sometimes, though.
 
I once spent some time in the foothills of the alps in Italy.
They grew their own vegetables, corn, grapes for wine, raised chickens for food and eggs, raised rabbits for food, hunted, and bought in only the necessities like bread (milk was often 'raw' from the local cows).
Corn was not eaten fresh. It was dried, and ground for (a) chicken feed, and (b) polenta.
Similarly the fresh eggs produced by the chickens were used to make pasta, or as an ingredient in baking (the Tiramisu was unbelievable!).
Breakfast was usually coffee, and possibly some bread. One day I asked if I could have an egg.
You wouldn't believe the looks I got. Then the whole family crowded around me as a gently fried the egg in some butter, and dropped it on some toast. They made noises like I was doing some sort of pagan ritual, and there would be earthquakes.
Same thing happened when I put a little milk in my tea...
 
I restricted the poll to “common breakfast arrangements that can be prepared in an ordinary frying pan,” hence the absence of, say, hard boiled eggs, and by extension deviled eggs, which are objectively one of the greatest foods known to mankind. Otherwise, I’d have to include every dish that involved eggs, and as we can see, there are simply too many of those to list in a poll.

Plus, I mean, c’mon- If I asked a houseguest how they preferred their eggs in the morning and they told me to make them a custard I’d hand them a cold Eggo and show them the door.

--^@
 
I restricted the poll to “common breakfast arrangements that can be prepared in an ordinary frying pan,” hence the absence of, say, hard boiled eggs, and by extension deviled eggs, which are objectively one of the greatest foods known to mankind. Otherwise, I’d have to include every dish that involved eggs, and as we can see, there are simply too many of those to list in a poll.

Plus, I mean, c’mon- If I asked a houseguest how they preferred their eggs in the morning and they told me to make them a custard I’d hand them a cold Eggo and show them the door.

--^@

I was about to ask why no deviled eggs, egg salad sammich, quiche.

I generally eat my eggs in the form of mayonnaise. :)