Unlike other folks, I do name names. We had a local opening slot for The Tubes (headliner) and Enuff Znuff (middle). Originally it was supposed to be us opening for The Tubes, but EZ showed up for the gig. Apparently their management said, "Go play the gig" even though no contract had been signed. They were told there would be back line support on this show, and they'd opened for The Tubes the night before at the House of Blues, so who knows what the real story actually was. Horning a gig, or management issue? Either way, our 45 got cut to 25.
So, we show up, and load in and are side stage while The Tubes are sound checking. Touring producer is being a total dick, but the sound guy, who's friends with the band, is being cool. Once the Tubes are done, we get set up and the local sound starts mic'ing cabs and running lines to drums. Tour manager for the Tubes comes in and says, "No mics on the drums. Kick drum and snare only."
So, with that bit of joy over, the sound guy snuck a couple extra mics onto our drummer's kit because there was no way he was having his system sound like crap in one of the larger venues he played. Point of pride. So we get done with our check and then EZ shows up. Promoter comes up to me and asks if they can use our gear, as they've only brought guitars. The promoter is a friend and I can see he's in a tough spot. I ask the band, and then tell the promoter, "They break it, they bought it."
We play our set, it goes off great, our fans loved it, and the FOH and MON guys really did an ace job for us. In fact, we sounded better than EZ, according to a lot of people.
End of EZ's set, our drummer goes up to tear down his kit and finds a HUGE crack in his 24" Zildjian ride. And he's very pissed, as you can imagine, and being a good-old country boy, he decides he's gonna go find EZ's drummer, stomp a mud hole in his backside and walk it dry. By that time, EZ had left building.
So, what's a band to do who's been screwed by the headliner and the middle band? We swiped their booze from the dressing room and split.