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Failure at Life

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MakiSupaStar, Apr 2, 2009.

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  2. santucci218


    Jan 26, 2007
  3. middy


    Mar 14, 2007
    Did you hear about the guy who locked his whole family in the car?

    He had to break 3 windows to get them all out.
  4. TallLankyBastyd


    Jan 31, 2007
    You couldn't tell via the audio but...

    ...she was in a convertible w/ its top down.
  5. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
  6. jwbassman

    jwbassman Supporting Member

    Aug 9, 2006
    LMFAO!! That's too funny. I saw that on the news this AM. the link is from my local news stations website. Some people :rollno:
  7. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Our Prime Minister was locked in his car last year.He was sick and feinted inside,guards were outside and the car was un-oppenable from the outside,they had to brake the bulletproof glass with a sledgehammer,took a few minutes.:D
  8. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    :D People make me feel smart.
  9. Absentia


    Feb 25, 2009
    I'm amazed how stupid people are, honestly we need to do something to bring natural selection back to life.
  10. S Sanders

    S Sanders

    Feb 15, 2009
    Tulsa, OK
  11. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    :D Yeah, that's a classic!!
  12. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    You know our brand new zillion dollar fighter jet, the F-22?
    Here's an unhappy pilot of one of those:


    and here's why:


    ooopsy. I guess they tried to save $3 out of the zillion by installing crappy canopy locks??
  13. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
  14. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Relic,he should have emergency ejected,then go and beat the developers with the seat.:D
  15. ironrat


    Sep 24, 2008
    right now I am locked inside my house.......can any of you help me???

  16. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    wait..... what we have here is a jammed-shut canopy and you're saying that he should have attempted ejecting!??
    Do me a favor, stay away from airplanes, the Turkish airforce is not ready for you yet, they're actually pretty good. :p

  17. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Actually the ejection seat should have worked just fine and would have been safe to use at ground level. Based on what I read about that incident, the issue with using the ejection seat was that it was more expensive than cutting the glass canopy (which itself cost $180,000 to replace) as it would have ruined both the seat and the canopy and the interior of the cockpit (the seat has a rocket motor).
  18. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    Right, but if the canopy was stuck in place then he would have rocket-propelled his head straight into the canopy.

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