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Faking "Acoustic Sensitivity"

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Mike Money, Nov 23, 2004.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    OK, all you rat bastages that have an acoustic guitar, and know 5 chords, so you go sit in the park and randomly pluck strings and change chords, you all suck.

    To prove this, I thought my little sister 3 chords... E, A, and D... and had her randomly pluck... and OMG... it sounded like music!


    So, ya... Stop pretending to be acoustic guitar virtuosos, you dolts.


    :mad:
     
  2. secretdonkey

    secretdonkey

    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Mike, I still feel a connection with ya since I photoshopped an animated troll head avatar for you way back when, but I gotta say I do spot checks on people who are on my ignore list, and let's just say you didn't get an "A" on this check.

    Sorry. I know you're attempting irony, but by confusing "thought" for "taught" you created more irony in your wake than in your attack.

    :)
     
  3. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Mike Money = pwnt!

    :D
     
  4. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Hey money...you have too much free time. Go pinch a loaf in your sister's boyfriend's hat or something.

    brad cook
     
  5. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I'm not well-endowed. Leave me alone...


    :crying:
     
  6. Now strum a few chords and sing about "cherries that have no stones," you're emo and you'll get some 'tang.
     
  7. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA

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    But, if you see this guy, stop! :bag:
     
  8. Oh, come on, it'll be a smashing good time! :D
     
  9. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Helloooooo, sig line.

    brad cook
     
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    I was honestly angry this time! I promise!


    :bawl:
     
  11. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Prove it...go break something and take a picture.

    brad cook
     
  12. This is just another point that proves there is a difference between a guitar player and a guitarist.

    And the same thing goes for a guitarist and a musician who plays guitar(or bass, or whatever).