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Faking "Acoustic Sensitivity"

Mike Money

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Mar 18, 2003
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OK, all you rat bastages that have an acoustic guitar, and know 5 chords, so you go sit in the park and randomly pluck strings and change chords, you all suck.

To prove this, I thought my little sister 3 chords... E, A, and D... and had her randomly pluck... and OMG... it sounded like music!


So, ya... Stop pretending to be acoustic guitar virtuosos, you dolts.


:mad:
 
Mike, I still feel a connection with ya since I photoshopped an animated troll head avatar for you way back when, but I gotta say I do spot checks on people who are on my ignore list, and let's just say you didn't get an "A" on this check.

Sorry. I know you're attempting irony, but by confusing "thought" for "taught" you created more irony in your wake than in your attack.

:)
 
The Golden Boy said:
Now strum a few chords and sing about "cherries that have no stones," you're emo and you'll get some 'tang.


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But, if you see this guy, stop! :hiding:
 
secretdonkey said:
Mike, I still feel a connection with ya since I photoshopped an animated troll head avatar for you way back when, but I gotta say I do spot checks on people who are on my ignore list, and let's just say you didn't get an "A" on this check.

Sorry. I know you're attempting irony, but by confusing "thought" for "taught" you created more irony in your wake than in your attack.

:)


I was honestly angry this time! I promise!


:bawl: