Mine would basically be a Fender jazz bass. Completely shielded chambered ash body and the neck would be vintage jazz construction and profile. Additionally, the neck would have stainless steel inserts in the heel to help eliminate dead spots and a graphite reinforced trussrod. Tele headstock, Dark Stars, chrome stacked knobs, chrome Hipshot tuners and bridges, series/parallel switch, side mounted jack, allen wrench holder on the back of the headstock, recessed Dunlop Straploks, no pickguard, water buffalo horn nut, and bound and blocked neck. Would come in both fretted and fretless models with either Brazilian rosewood or maple fretboards. Color options would be sherwood green, lake placid blue, burgundy mist, charcoal metallic, firemist gold, candy orange, and natural finishes in nitro with matching headstocks on the rosewood board models. Extras would include a hardshell case, deluxe gigbag, Mono 4" wide strap, extra allen wrenches, polish cloth, a waterslide decal of the evil monkey from Family Guy, and a coupon for a free meal at iHop good only on Saturday and Sunday mornings between 12AM and 5AM.