So I did a search and was surprised I couldn't find a thread on this. As some of you know Fender has instigated a so called "design experiance" well my experiance sucked. There are so many things lacking....this rant may go on for awhile....so get the popcorn and pull up a chair.
Well I wanted to design a vintage Precision bass. Essentially a Sting bass like the 57 I used to own.
Sounds easy enough let's get started!
BODY:, oh yea no earlier 50s body available. Obviously NO EARLY 50s PRECISION which by default means NO TELECASTER BASS. STRIKE ONE!
They have decreed that only P and Jazz types are acceptable.
That should be two strikes but there are so many others it doesn't matter. ( I didn't want a slab body but it didn't matter cause you can't have one!) Ash is a $100 upgrade!! WTH really it's one of the cheapest woods you can buy. Sorry. STRIKE TWO,
PARTS:, ok a pickguard is a part and the only "part" available. No single ply available. Oh yea that must be a Tele "part" right! STRIKE THREE
Maybe the stuff I think are "parts" are in the hardware section......fair enough. That comes later.
FINISH: Fender in their infinite(sic) wisdom has deemed 9 finishes "worthy" 2 are non traditional: Silver Burst and Sunset Metallic. A quick google search found about 100!!!!! Nine options HOW COOL!!!!
STRIKE FOUR!
NECK: there 2 Precision necks, 50s and 60S. Only maple board on the 50s and only Rosewood on the 60s. AGAIN ....WTH!
STRIKE FIVE
There are 2 Jazz necks 60s Rosewood only and 70s Maple only? All the necks both P and J have a Lacquer finish except the 70s, thank God! The 70s Jazz has Pearl blocks and binding no black B&B available. Sigh....obviously there is no Tele style Precision cause that's a "Tele" part, I guess they forgot it was used on a PRECISION bass first! And the Black B and B neck... Oh yea I can buy a Squier for that neck huh.
STRIKE SIX!
BRIDGE: simple enough, bent plate or high mass. Done.
PICK UPs: 3 P PUs available I want old school. Vintage 58' WTH again they don't even know that the split coil came out in 1957. Ok I wanted a damn Single Coil PU anyway, remember Fender it was the first Pickup you put in a Precision!
Good Lord. STRIKE SEVEN
HARDWARE FINISH well that's easy cause the options are ...oh yea Nickle only there aren't any options, why bother having a freaking tab to select huh.????? A customized neck plate ohhh cool! Strings.....are hardware, again WTH?
STRIKE EIGHT. Boy this is making my head hurt, where's my ibuprofen.....
CASE: can't really find fault there soooooooo we leave on a high note. No really I just had to take some ibuprofen cause this exercise really did give me a headache.
I am deeply saddened by this monumental FAIL on Fenders part. Don't get me wrong I own about 8 Fender basses and love them but I wish I could laugh this off. It's just absolutely mind numbingly idiotic. Good luck Fender.
Well I wanted to design a vintage Precision bass. Essentially a Sting bass like the 57 I used to own.
Sounds easy enough let's get started!
BODY:, oh yea no earlier 50s body available. Obviously NO EARLY 50s PRECISION which by default means NO TELECASTER BASS. STRIKE ONE!
They have decreed that only P and Jazz types are acceptable.
That should be two strikes but there are so many others it doesn't matter. ( I didn't want a slab body but it didn't matter cause you can't have one!) Ash is a $100 upgrade!! WTH really it's one of the cheapest woods you can buy. Sorry. STRIKE TWO,
PARTS:, ok a pickguard is a part and the only "part" available. No single ply available. Oh yea that must be a Tele "part" right! STRIKE THREE
Maybe the stuff I think are "parts" are in the hardware section......fair enough. That comes later.
FINISH: Fender in their infinite(sic) wisdom has deemed 9 finishes "worthy" 2 are non traditional: Silver Burst and Sunset Metallic. A quick google search found about 100!!!!! Nine options HOW COOL!!!!
STRIKE FOUR!
NECK: there 2 Precision necks, 50s and 60S. Only maple board on the 50s and only Rosewood on the 60s. AGAIN ....WTH!
STRIKE FIVE
There are 2 Jazz necks 60s Rosewood only and 70s Maple only? All the necks both P and J have a Lacquer finish except the 70s, thank God! The 70s Jazz has Pearl blocks and binding no black B&B available. Sigh....obviously there is no Tele style Precision cause that's a "Tele" part, I guess they forgot it was used on a PRECISION bass first! And the Black B and B neck... Oh yea I can buy a Squier for that neck huh.
STRIKE SIX!
BRIDGE: simple enough, bent plate or high mass. Done.
PICK UPs: 3 P PUs available I want old school. Vintage 58' WTH again they don't even know that the split coil came out in 1957. Ok I wanted a damn Single Coil PU anyway, remember Fender it was the first Pickup you put in a Precision!
Good Lord. STRIKE SEVEN
HARDWARE FINISH well that's easy cause the options are ...oh yea Nickle only there aren't any options, why bother having a freaking tab to select huh.????? A customized neck plate ohhh cool! Strings.....are hardware, again WTH?
STRIKE EIGHT. Boy this is making my head hurt, where's my ibuprofen.....
CASE: can't really find fault there soooooooo we leave on a high note. No really I just had to take some ibuprofen cause this exercise really did give me a headache.
I am deeply saddened by this monumental FAIL on Fenders part. Don't get me wrong I own about 8 Fender basses and love them but I wish I could laugh this off. It's just absolutely mind numbingly idiotic. Good luck Fender.
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