My high school stage band just got back our china tour a week ago now.Each venue claimed that they would be able to provide amps (not my decision but ohwell) so we go to our biggest gig yet (about 2000 people) in shanghai and.... they pull out my "bass amp" I used the left speaker of a pa system which was about 30 years old

It farted on every note, we were doing a soundcheck infront of the audience and I literally started laughing in front of the audience when the conductor gave me a tuning note and I hit my low E and FARTT!
check out the 10 watt amp haha
Even cooler was the way they transported it there
ahh well I had fun all the other gigs in china provided fairly good equipment (besides all the writing being in Chinese on the amps lol)