For those that are picky about scale length(Not being serious)

that's a rad dino

 

I especially love his religious aura/halo—or Roman broom helmet—not sure what that thing is on his head.

 

That's his hair. He's got a mohawk.

 

where'd it come from? I want to use it.

 

Due to a screaming case of Multiple sclerosis I can't play standing so I sometimes play a short scale bass. Congrats on your superior reach, I guess we all need something to validate our existence.

 

If we were really picky we'd point out that the bass isn't plugged in.

 

Wireless. Very big in the Jurassic times.

 

Dino-Vanilli?

 

It's a distant cousin of Grace Jones

 

Regardeless of what she would wear, always Grace.

 

A time of physical limitation is in all our futures, yours included, if we are lucky enough to live that long.

Keep this post handy to remind yourself how funny it is, because once you arrive at that point, you will have forgotten.....

 

T-Rox

 

I've never been a fan of the word "butthurt." It doesn't seem conducive to productive conversation, even though I did think some other parts of the original post and joke were funny.

 

I have a Dingwall NG-2 5 string too
The B string is tight, however,
The 37 inch B string is too far to reach for me
Get tired easily in a gig.
So I have to sell it.
I find that for me, a 34 inch scale 5 string with 20-21 frets is most suitable to play.
These days I play 4 string bass exclusively.

 

Just how low do you wear your bass?

- John

 

Wow.

I'm certainly impressed with your reach.