friend zoned again...

[jmattbassplaya]

Please explain?

Hookers are expensive.

 

[MatticusMania]

I loathe you...

Her friend worked, or still works, for some sort of anime company and they had a booth at a convention. If I can find the pic I'll see about posting it.

 

[MatticusMania]

Hookers are expensive.

[Some] Girlfriends can be as well. But at least with a girlfriend one can pay slowly, overtime. With a hooker its all upfront, and can add up quick!

 

[Jinro]

Hookers are also illegal. An acquaintance of mine got busted, and ended up getting his car confiscated and impounded. Still hasn't gotten it out, and most likely will cost more than just buying a new car.

 

[bigboy_78]

[Some] Girlfriends can be as well. But at least with a girlfriend one can pay slowly, overtime. With a hooker its all upfront, and can add up quick!

Then you get married and pay more & more for less and less product.......and he's already been there.

 

[MatticusMania]

Then you get married and pay more & more for less and less product.......and he's already been there.

Solution: Dont get married.

Hookers are also illegal.

Unless youre in Nevada.

 

[Lee H]

im in the same boat. i think i might have to start attending star trek conventions or comic con to meet girls.

bike ralleys are more fun...there you are expected to listen to loud music, get drunk, and chase women in tight leather clothing...

plus there is the inevitable wet T shirt contest

 

[spade2you]

I was a friend zone guy. Women can smell it.

Simply put, you have to be what women want. Only, they have no idea what they want.

 

[Bloodhammer]

Come up to your targeted chick and say:

"Hey sweet thang! Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."



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[MatticusMania]

Approach woman.
Use line: "Damn sugar, you sexy like a chocolate strawberry"
Should work.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

bike ralleys are more fun...there you are expected to listen to loud music, get drunk, and chase women in tight leather clothing...

plus there is the inevitable wet T shirt contest

but i want a nerdy girl not a dirty girl. . .



OK maybe a little dirty.

 

[Ziltoid]

 

[DerHoggz]

Approach woman.
Use line: "Damn sugar, you sexy like a chocolate strawberry"
Should work.

Warning: DOES NOT WORK!

 

[MatticusMania]

If you say it to enough women, Im sure it will eventually.

 

[Bloodhammer]

Warning: DOES NOT WORK!

You're right. You're supposed to ask her if she wants a fish sandwich.

 

[GregC]

but i want a nerdy girl not a dirty girl. . .



OK maybe a little dirty.

These terms are NOT mutually exclusive by any means.

 

[bigboy_78]

Warning: DOES NOT WORK!

Yeah is doesn’t work, but it should.

 

[MatticusMania]

You're right. You're supposed to ask her if she wants a fish sandwich.

But then you need to bring a friend...

 

[Bloodhammer]

I think you're thinking of a fish taco...

 

[Papa Dangerous]

Solution is simple. Be a jerk

If Stewie says so, it has to be true!

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