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There was a thread someone started and asked what was the best way to remember to unplug his bass after he finished playing so that his battery would quit dying. Those TB veterans provided some mighty fine responses.
 
vegas532 said:
I don't know who else is in this club, but if you ever peruse the Effects Forum, everything that comes out of behndy's mouth is sheer comedic gold!

Case in point:

That reminded me of the olson bedroom player thread. That train wreck was pretty funny.
 
I liked Mike Money's rant about his mom making him clean his room.

Mike Money said:
So my mom was like 'Clean your room' and I'm like 'No way fascist, I'm the Punkest', then I stabbed her with my Linkin Park pen... My mom said she doesn't want me skating in the house but i was like 'No way Hitler' and I kick-flipped to indy grind on the cat.

Then there was someone who said, "Bitches know I dominate 'cause I wear Abercrombie."
 
Munjibunga said:
Does anyone remember the thread about the two lesbians who got kicked out of a bowling alley in Big Bear for making out, then went to a restaurant and got kicked out of there for making out? I'd sure love to find that thread.

I can only imagine the hilarity that would have taken place. Lol
 

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