funniest spam mail subject lines.

[heroincredible]

Got some unusual spam today.


"Dog and girl satisfy each other."
"Farmer sluts horses"

 

[L-A]

Great customer targeting, really:
All Your Breast Enlargement Info From Top Breast Enlargement Sites.

Today, another word has joined fail and win, suddenly gaining substance:
Make your own supply of health.

Miracle of the day:
Solving ALL love making problems in a matter of few minutes.

Doubtful maybe chinese engrish formulation:
Elongate your man iron pole now.

 

[Happynoj]

Elongate your man iron pole now.

I rofled.

 

[WickedPissah]

"Our holiday proposal for xmas(viiiaaagggrrraaaa plus PEPills)"

 

[spade2you]

"Prepare your love wand for battle"

 

[Bard2dbone]

My favorites are the ones that combine words randomly to get around spam filters. Usually they end up being from some pill people. The best one so far was a long time ago. I suggested it as a band name in a thread here once.

'Rapturous Asparagus'

 

[cdef]

"Low Education? Don't worry, now you can Buy(No study/exam) yourself University Degree/Dip1oma"

You'd be lucky to get a diploma without spelling errors.

 

[WarofAges]

I like the ones from a guy claiming to be from south african and he's like a missionary or business man out there and he wants to offer you agreat product. all you have to do is give his "agent" your information. cool stuff like your full name, adress, number, sometimes as far as bank and credit card info.


its awsome.

i like to send gay porn back at em

 

[f'nar f'nar]

University Dip1ome/Degree Based on work experience, No exam/test yqdcwj g821‏

 

[WickedPissah]

We can give you second s(e'x)ual life

 

[werbo1]

THIS IS JAMES BOND'S CHOICE!

 

[theshadow2001]

Swap sex for long life? Sure


Is she would value your male cost, how much would that be for you?....

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I got one from the Internal Revenue Service. I think the spelling mistake is a dead give away.


Tax refound (28371231) $620.50

 

[Muusers]

I got the coolest matrix reference today:
You have a package, contact mr. Anderson on ([email protected] ).

 

[sarcastro83]

Oh man... haven't checked my email in a couple of days, and I have like 200 offers for discount vicodin in my spam box......

 

[PaleMelanesian]

"fertilizer for your cucumber"

 

[flakeh]

"intrested in your rack send phone # to set up appointment"

Took me 30 minutes to remember I am selling my rack case, but the email did make me lol.

 

[WickedPissah]

Spam Test our Internet pharma and buy medzzz

 

[Happynoj]

"pills for boys to make girls happy"

 

[L-A]

"intrested in your rack send phone # to set up appointment"