funniest spam mail subject lines.

[Happynoj]

"Don't let your gf play with toys, satisfy her right now."

"The only way to intensify your xxx living."

 

[Happynoj]

Ok, got a good one today:

"Is debt written on your face? Erase your debt."



Do they erase you face as well...?

 

[cdef]

This just in:

"Enlarge your brest and let other women die from envy."

 

[Happynoj]

This just in:

"Enlarge your brest and let other women die from envy."

"Like young women, but don't feel able to satisfy them?"

 

[WickedPissah]

re-inforce your health with our goods.

 

[Baryonyx]

I never get anything funnier than

"Sirs, I have an interesting business proposition for you"

or

"Please update your Loyds TSB account details".

 

[L-A]

I'm posting the whole message because of the hilarious use of accents.

A top teamm of British sçientîsts and medical doctors häve worked to develoop the statee-of-the-art Penis Enlargement Patch delivery system whích automatically increasès penis size up to 3-4 full inches.
The patches are the easiestt and móst effective way to increase your penis size.
You woon't havee to take pills, get under the knìfe to þerform expensive and very painful sùürgery, use any púmps or other devices.

No one will evër find out that you are using our product.
Just apply one patch on yöur body and wear it for 3 days and you will startt nõticingg dramåtïc rèsults.

MiIlions of men are taking advantage of this revolutionaarý new product - Don'tt be lêft behind!

And then there's this "WET JESS wants to be your friend" I keep getting.

 

[Humblerumble]

I looked in my email box and in the subject line "HumbleRumble Is a Moron!"